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A Christmas Story - Old Santa vs New Santa - Christmas Rap Song Ft. Bach & Wes - Dumb Tracks

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Published on Dec 9, 2012

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Lyrics
It's Christmas Eve once again
The little boys and girls were asleep in their beds
Santa was on his way to make their dreams come true
Quietly he arrived at the time he was due
He gently set the presents upon the floor
And reached in his bag for just one more
When a sudden noise came from the door
'Twas a visitor he had never met before
What in heaven's name who is walkin through that door
I'm a fresh stuntin Santa, sure you've heard of me before
I bring kids what they want, what they need, what they desire
Well I guess i'm sure you've heard Old Santa don't retire
You come clitter clatter with your pods and your pads
Stop, hold that thought, you don't know all that I have
I've got the new joy that they talk of with the money and the bling
I've got things that kiddies see when they're sleeping i their dreams
You have nothing that they want, what, some dolls and some trains?
Son, I guess it's time to show you about some reindeer games
Got respect of the world, a whole holiday cheer
I'm the face that people look to when Christmas time is near
I've got a whole pole, a thousand elves, and more soul,
And jolly jolly that you couldn't frame in four score
And kid next time you walk through that door
Get your facts together if you want something more
You have a flying deer, a fat wife and a long beard
Simple things for a guy to steer clear
Stay out of my way, take your candy canes back
I also think it's time you ditch that lame hat
I'm here for a reason senior, don't get me wrong
In your cabin at the pole I'm sure is where I belong
I stepped up to your face and told you what's on my mind
Jump in your sled, fly away and never look behind
Jingle bells, jingle bells you fell in my trap
I wait for guys like you that think they'll try to attack
I squash 'em with one blow of some of my magic dust
Lock you in a metal cabin son and laugh while you rust
Handled two hundred countries in a blink of an eye
And you think that you can laugh while I have skill to fly
On this christmas day I've got that merry merry
Take you on a ride, show you that it's all about sharing
You always get milk and cookies in the chair by the fire
In the morning when kids awake they'll all be wired
Pouring out their hearts with their stockings upside down
Never heard of Christmas morning where a single child frowned
You have to thank the Lord that the children believe
If not for that we would never succeed
Deliver grace through the land as far as the eye can see
Once you learn to be humble you'll be just like me
In the name of Christmas spirit let's be friends
For all the children of the world we'll make a stand
Their's no sense for us to fight
This Christmas Eve we'll do what's right

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