Turbans Back

As premiered April 6 at the MIT Muslim Students Association Spring Dinner.

Lyrics:

(yeah you better keep driving)

I'm bringing turbans back
(yeah!)
Most muslim boys just don't know how to wrap
(yeah!)
The wrap is stylish, all those hats are whack
(yeah!)
I'll break it down now for you benefit
(yeah!)

(Take it to the bridge!)

First phase:
(uh huh)
You get some fabric that your auntie gave
(uh huh)
To your big sister, but she'll quickly cave
(uh huh)
To make sure that your head is all the rage
(uh huh)

(Take it to the chorus!)

Start to wrap
(go 'head you belong in it)
Around and around
(go 'head you belong in it)
Start to wrap
(go 'head you belong in it)
Like your Muslim crown
(go 'head you belong in it)
Let me see what you're tworkin' with
(go 'head you belong in it)
No Floral Prints
(go 'head you belong in it)
VIP
(go 'head you belong in it)
Sheikh Somebody
(go 'head you belong in it)

[Get your turban on
(go ahead you belong in it)
x8]

I'm bringin' turbans back
Cooler than kufis, man topis are whack
It keeps your head warm and your brains intact
No more bad-hair-days when you wear this hat

(Take it to the bridge!)

[Bridge]

(Take it to the chorus!)

[Chorus]

[(you ready) x3]

I'm bringin' turbans back
We're gonna tie up all the fabric's slack
Stylin' in red just like it is in black
Our favorite MIT-style hair-tie hack

(Take it to the chorus!)

[chorus]

(you ready?)



Lyrics adapted by the Justin Timerlake and Timbaland Song by:
Zarina Hayat Khan

Sung and acted by:

Faizan Ahmed as not Timbaland
and
Nadeem Mazen as definitely not Justin Timberlake

Produced and Directed by:
Nadeem Mazen

Cameraman:
Reshma Hussam

Special Thanks to Stage-Hands, Volunteers, and Extras:
Fareed Ahmed (Musallah extra)
Murtaza Nek
Reshma Hussam
Zarina Hayat Khan

And to the Halalification Society, consisting of all aforementioned volunteers and performers and:
Tural Badirkhanli
Nur Shahir
Omair Irfan Saadat

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Islam
• Turbans
• Back
• Timberlake
• Timbaland
• Sexy
• Muslim
• Students
• Association
• MazDez
• MITMSA
• MIT
• Halalification
• Society

[ZxH800]

HARAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

[rightsidedown]

@ZxH800 Haha...what?

[anonymous18715]

y not hijab back isnt that more that muslim and more important

[rightsidedown]

yes on both counts. this is why we clearly need you on the production team.

[musofir55]

Pls. upload Halalification part as well.

[LiquidFireProd]

@sandhogy First of all, stop acting like Islam means "not enjoying life." He's not blaspheming Muslims. Second, racism is against Islam and to say that he is a black person because you think he's doing something bad just makes you part of the munaafiqeen. The hypocrites.

[Hamzazaie]

@mustafagtgt Not true.

[brentwhitehead]

@mustafagtgt are u dissing sikhs?

[sandhogy]

this is shit,, the american nigger has reached the american muslim ! ALLAH will proclaim judgement on this blasfamly ! making infedals of muslims following modern essentials of nigger inspired satins works !

[sandhogy]

luv the comments that reflect views from muslims in current times ! american muslims have class and pride !

[MuslimSolejah]

lol hes werin it wiv a cap it luks mash up!!

dey shudnt hav used musical instrumnts tho but bare funny tho

[uddmo01]

too jokes!