The Ashley Tisdale Rap (For the Most Beautiful Girl in the World)

The love of my life, yo.

Lyrics:

Ive gotta tell you something thats close to my heart
About a girl that never gets a lead part
Shes always in the background in her movies
But on the screen shes the only girl that I see
Weve seen her once, Weve seen her twice
And both those times she wasnt very nice
She got a nose job but I dont care
Every time I see her I cant help but stare


Chorus
Ashley Tidsdale, this song is for you
If you didnt exist I dont know what Id do
Youre on my mind every night and day
If it werent for you, by now Id probly be gay
x2


A little while ago I went to Californi-ay
In hopes Id see somethin other than vegans and gays
It took a couple days but what do you know
The light at the end of the tunnel was starting to show
It happened in a souvenir shop
Where I bought a fake Oscar and a bottle of pop
When right in front of me without a word of a lie
There she stood, I thought I was gonna die

Chorus

So this is the part where I have to choose
I have everything to gain and nothing to lose
So I got up my nerves and tried to talk
But nothing came out and she started to walk
I wanted to stop her, but what could I do?
Her bodyguards stuck to her like a bottle of glue
So I counted my losses and I sat on the floor
And watched Ashley Tidsdale walk right out the door

So this is my request and I hope you hear
Either through my words or my countless tears
I hope with all my might that we meet again
To be your counterpart or your really close friend
There aint a night or day that youre not on my mind
And if we peel back the layers I think were sure to find
That youve thought about me lots since that day we met
But, honey, you dont have to fret!

Well meet again, so dont be afraid
Well find a spot in the park with lots of shade
Well eat PB and J and drink chocolate milk
Youre rich, so our blanket will be made outta silk
Well go to the movies and watch you on the screen
Im cheap so on our popcorn Ill get margarine
Every time someone says I wish she was mine
Ill laugh in his face and say Maybe next time

Chorus

So Ashely, this is a shout out to you
If you ever hear this you know what to do!
Just give me a ring, or drop my a line
I have no life so Ill be home all the time
Ill be waiting and eager to hear your call
And when I hear your pretty voice, my heart will fall
My mouth will get dry and my voice will fail
When I hear you say This is Ashley Tidsdale

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[CoolerBoarder138]

ashley tisdale is hot but she has some weird lookin tits, look for her nip slip its nastyy

[MugnaplumbatumaInc]

Wow. Good find, dude.

[CoolerBoarder138]

ha yeaa. pretty gross ehh?

[MugnaplumbatumaInc]

Ha ha.

Surprisingly, ya!

[jakethepoet]

this guy looks like he face fucked his moms pussy and asked for seconds! no wonder his dad is a lost cause! he just needs to kill himself cuz he's so fuckin nut ugly

[ashleytisdalesbackup]

Call my fan line!! I will call you back.1-951-251-1607

[ashleytisdalesbackup]

Oh My Goshh.. This is so sweet. It made me smile and laugh at times. I hope we meet someday. (: xoxo Ashley

[NightSlash00]

don't listen to them.Its not so bad. ;)

[noelleygreer]

fuck yourself.

[tracyw777]

HAHAHAAH omg... so funny... and cute =P

[mayflowergayflower]

WOW!!!! Are you serious???? LOFL!!!!!

[strmxr]

go kill yourself, im actually embarrassed for you, not an easy feat.

[88Jaxx88]

NECK YOURSELF

[rawr9378]

lmao

JUSTIN THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! :P

!!