Stairwell To Hell - Chaos TV

Zedblunt: Singer songwriter Howard Jackson and Arron Fletcher. First there was a Stairway to Heaven; now there's a Stairwell To Hell.
Live on Chaos TV.

Stairwell to Hell (Lyrics)
They handed me Philosophy
And god it was a Hell of a read
Theology, Philosophy
It didnt mean a lot to me
It didnt mean a lot
Not a lot, no not
Not diddley piddley squat
So what?

El Diablo chippin marble
And your name is
On the tombstone
If youve got no body
Then perhaps
We can exhume one

Satans waitin and
The party goes
Round the clock
Peters sleepin and
The Pearly Gates
They are locked
If you are bad
Or if you are not
Hell will be medium cool
Not hot
If youre bad
Or if youre not
Hell will be medium cool
Not hot.

Beelzebubs breaking eight
Buzzing around the pool hall
The choirs singing dirty flat
But Lucifers singing tuneful
The Vicar at the Missions
Dishin vinegar by the spoonful
Everybodys wandering around
Totally bamboozled
But in the middle, in the middle

In the middle of the chaos
Well all be dancing on the dais
Cause theres no pay off, pay off
Hell will be medium cool
Not hot.
Theres no pay off, pay off
Hell will be medium cool
Not hot.
HOT

Beelzebubs breaking eight
Buzzing around the pool hall
Theyre bamboozled
Bam-boozl-ed
Part 2!

Give me a congregation
With some fire in their soul
I dont need no conflagrations
Or a wiz-bang halo
Its Heaven on a stick
Old Nick says quick,
Get with it
Get wicked
Kick

Take a stairwell to Hell
And say hello
Swing your chariot high
Or swing it low
I dont know one Hell of a lot
But Hell will be medium cool
Not yep hot

In the middle of the chaos
Well all be dancing on the dais
Cause theres no pay off, pay off
Hell will be medium cool
Not hot
Hell will be medium cool
Not hot
Hell will be medium cool
Not hot. Not hot
So what?

Music & lyrics - Howard Jackson

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[hewhoisred]

HAHA EXCELLENT, GREAT LYRICS! A WORTHY USE OF THE NAME STAIRWELL TO HELL :o) CHECK OUT THE O.P.E.N. SONG OF THE SAME NAME, QUITE DIFFERENT BUT LOADS OF FUN xxx

[sixty1000legs]

Nice drumming on your Stairwell to Hell track. And thats saying something considering how mixed back in that live recording they are. The antithesis to Stairway to Heaven has two lives.

[Number17TV]

Love this music style. Keep it fresh and original. This made my day! Totally! Who the hell is that waird guy who don't like this video? I just don't understand certain people!

GREAT, JUST GREAT!

[ferretgirrrl]

Hell WiLL most likely be pretty darn tepid...

I LOVE this tune,- thanks Howard, for all the fun at the Surry Hills Excelsior in the 90's...

[levitatingbluecat]

Fantastic stuff...great song and delivery...and all live!