THE INNOCENTS

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Ever since I was a small boy growing up in Texas I wanted to be a murderer. I told my momma when I was just six years old and she burst into tears and said I couldn't be a murderer because it was against the rules and they put people in jail for doing stuff like that. But then my daddy said it was ok to be a murderer as long as I was smart about it and as a matter of fact he was a murderer and he wasn't in jail. So I said I wanted to be smart murderer like daddy and momma breathed a sigh of relief and gave me a big hug and everybody made a big fuss over me and said it was so cute how I wanted to be a murderer just like my daddy.

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