Adverts broadcast on Channel 4 on 2 June 1988:
New Swatch Watch
Phileas Fogg Punjab Puri (Consett / Colonel
Tompkins-Warburton)
Ginsters Cornish Pasties (The Pride Of Cornwall)
Café Hag (German Windsurfer / Who Needs Caffeine?)
Kraft Vitalite Sunflower Margarine (Israelites)
Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts (You Might Turn Bertie)
Brooke Bond Red Mountain (Dame Edna Everage)
3i (A Wealth Of Experience)
Philips Washing Machine (Its Future's Guaranteed)
AA Motor Insurance Renewal
KP Lower Fat Crisps (It Started With A Crisp)
Sixties Mix 2 (Tommy Vance)
Findus Lean Cuisine (Hey Good Lookin')
WH Smith Half Price Book Sale
Lancome (Future Of Skin Care)
Kwik-Fit (School / You Can't Get Better)
Rumbelows (Option 3)
Orangina (Shake The Bottle, Wake The Drink)
British Gas (Energy Is Our Business)
Concorde Wine (Let It Roll)
Dinner date in 1988.
Invite your lady round to your bachelor pad and then treat her to a concoction of MSG, E-numbers, tartrazine and mechanically recoved carcass meat dragged from somewhere nice and warm - the freezer.
MrThecarebear 6 months ago 2
i wish all things start with crisps
fivefinger100 7 months ago
Vitalite advert is a classic
DolceVita 1 year ago
That Rumbelows Option 3 one is insane. Why the hell end it with "Seems sensible, doesn't it?" No one uses a phrase like that unless they're going to add "But it's not." No wonder they were all closed down a few years later.
danielearwicker 1 year ago
@Applemask I mean, puff pastry? PUFF PASTRY? On a pasty? Are you serious?
Applemask 1 year ago
As a Cornishman, I resent Ginsters using the phrase "Pride of Cornwall" to describe their factory-farmed refrigerator-cabinet non-pasties. You haven't eaten a pasty until you've eaten a pasty you bought at a family bakers in Kelly Bray or somewhere.
Applemask 1 year ago
@kattakethat Are you an authentic snack?
Applemask 1 year ago
British Gas really believed in serving their customers better. And Bertie Bassett was really scary.
A goden age.
hinneybeast 2 years ago
Pop Swatch...can anyone else hear "Buffalo Stance" by Neneh Cherry in this....(Yes-I know when that came out...)
Stereolabdream 2 years ago
Really good animation in the 3-I ad.
agfagaevart 2 years ago