Uploaded by metalfan182 on Jul 13, 2007
This is the reason that the French refused to help us in the Iraq war even though we saved them in WWII, & WWI. These are all facts so if you have arguments think carefully before you post it. Please comment.
Fun Trivia about France:
*During WWII General Patton once said that he would rather have two German divisions in front of him then a French division behind him.
-Dring the American Revolution it is estimated that 40% of all the weapons that France supplied to the colonists were defective and of no use to them.
-When France attempted to construct the Panama Canal the Mosquito infestation was so bad that it was killing all the workers causing France to have to withdraw from the project, effectively retreating under threat of Mosquito. As always the Americans had to finish the job.
-It is often joked that a French tank has 3 speed settings, reverse, super reverse, and forward just incase the enemy attacks from behind.
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
HEy guys Go to ebay and u can buy WWII french rifles and machine-guns for good price!!! and all the weapons are in good condition; "never been used dropped once"
For information on all French Military Victories click on the link below.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
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@MrMaginl Excuse me?! But are you telling me that after the Entende alliance (Austria-Hungary, Germany, and Italy) has filled there blood lust! That we should have negotiated a peace treaty!? Maybe you dont understand this but twenty-three countries were involved in this ''World war'' there want going to be peace until one side won the war! If they did reach a peace agreement it would have favored the Germans and who knows where we would be now!?
TheGefro 1 week ago
@TheGefro (1) Although their armies were locked in combat, the belligerent sides remained in almost constant diplomatic contact throughout the war. The most important prelude to the flurry of activity in 1917 was the Central Power’s public offer to negotiate in December 1916.
(2) In December 1916, after ten brutal months of the Battle of Verdun and a successful offensive against Romania, the Germans attempted to negotiate a peace with the Allies.
(3) Benjamin Freedman's 1961 Speech
MrMaginl 1 week ago
@MrMaginl If your telling the truth you fucking idiot! Then Austria-Hungary would have taken over the Balkans the Ottoman Empire would have taken over northern Africa and the middle east and Germany would have taken over western Europe either directly or in-directly! There was no peace offering and why would anyone accept it!? Austria-Hungary and Serbia started the whole fucking war in the first place! Assholes!
TheGefro 1 week ago
God, I fucking hate France.
PhiloAmericana 2 weeks ago
@Mrrc81987
Can you give me some exemples stupid Aussie?
Freez57fr 3 weeks ago
google Balfour Declaration knesset
It would have been better if America had stayed out of Europa.
Germany offerd England peace in 1916, if America had stayed out
there would have been one.
MrMaginl 1 month ago
LOL the frenchies have never lost a war, they just join the winning side half way in all the time
Mrrc81987 1 month ago
When one sees the results no regret
CPYV78 5 months ago
@TheJEANFB Good riddance. We shoulda let them go commie. Maybe they'd surrender to us just as easily as they did to hitler ladidada
damiion666 5 months ago
@damiion666 Maybe you are right when it comes to Libya, but lets not forget that yet again Britain and to a smaller part the USA are also involved.
Speukan 5 months ago