Louis C.K. - Nympho

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[Raznor83]

I had a four year relationship with a nympho and it is indeed fun. Finally a woman that wants as much sex as an average man. But he's also correct in saying his dick hurted.....even after three times in one night, peeing sucksssss! I actually faked orgasms after a while, how pathetic is that for a guy, haha.

[Holly Mills]

I'm a nympho and a chick. Its extremely disappointing because theres a myth that guys want to have sex all the time. Louis is right. It sounds awesome to guys when you say "I want to have sex all night long" but the reality is I actually do want to have sex all night long. Claim you want that all you want, but Ive been with eight guys and the longest I've gone with anyone is three hours. And after that I was still horny :(

[Alex Robertson]

Of course not, and obviously that means he was lying for comedy's sake... which is fine. But that was such a blatant example of it (to those who have seen enough of his standup) that I felt like pointing it out.

[Link ???]

I'm not. I think she should.... go fuck herself. *Ba da, CHING*

[Link ???]

So sad for you.

[Link ???]

Do you think that every story he's ever told was 100% truth? Or maybe some of them are embellished for comedic effect? You know, like every story that has ever been told in the history of mankind?

[iZxBuEnO]

i was joking...i have a girlfriend...

[stillasp]

Yeah not surprising

[plumbo624]

when my grany died i fucked with my girlfriend since 7 am till the sunset, with one 20 mnts stop to eat and shit. we`ll never forget it

[zarogthepredator]

I feel quite bad for you because you will never be satisfied. I'm sorry.

[Emidretrauqe]

I'm laughing right now at all these alpha types fighting over the nymph.