GED son from KDWB Twin Cities + lyrics

all of this belongs to 101.3 KDWB st. Paul MN

~~~ENJOY!~~~

Oh high school yeah yeah High school
That was soo long ago
You know I can barley even remember graduating
I suppose thats mostly because
I DIDNT

Well I never liked math and I didnt like to study
So Id go to North Town and drink a 40 with my buddy
I thought school was just a pain in the neck
So I learned to roll a dub and how to forge a check (forge a Check)

My friends all graduated quite a while ago
Now Im in charge of hammers down at home Depot
I cant afford to get my missing tooth fixed
Im driving a fiero 1986 (86)

Well my mom tried hard and my dad did to
To make me graduate and enroll at the U
But I just pretended that I was deaf
Sat on the couch watching WWF

I had lots of fun vandalizing cars at the mall
When my life was just one big booty call
But I wish Id a studied a little more in school
Then I wouldnt be at the Y cleaning the pool

And this is what it feels like
I wish I had my, my diploma
I wouldnt bus at Tony Roma
Im working on my GED now
So Ill qualify to drive a snow plow

Wait you know I didnt graduate from high school
But I think all of that learning stuff is really overrated
I got a good job and ya know benefits (RING)
Oh excuse me
Hello, Dominos Pizza have you heard about our two topping special?

Well, I did OK I got and A in art
Which qualifies me to greet at Wal-Mart
I mightve been a lawyer or I mightve been a cop
Not a hooker working at the bus stop (bus stop)

I let everybody know that I was the bomb
But 10 years later Im still living with my mom
And I sometimes have to swallow my pride
I sometimes wish I had a double wide (double wide)

And this is what it feels like,
When I remember my education
I wish I wasnt in sanitation
Shouldve listened to my mother
Now Im a student of Sally Strutherss

I was Lazy did no homework
Just sat and watched the game show network
At least I qualify to be a DJ and I give a killer
Back rub

UGH School shmool

Dude, you know people depend on me you know
Math History algebra when are you ever going to use that stuff?
(We need a janitor to clean up in aisle 6 that kid threw up again)
Oh time to fight the battle against kiddy vomit time to go (rattling sounds)

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• parodies
• GED
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[nick06111226]

my school played this on senior group picture day after the pictures for class of 2011

[nick06111226]

This is my #1 station choice

[dancechicka4ever]

2:02



[jackkiecker07]

1:03

[uhavemooface]

make more songs like these please.  The GED song.

[tsimlaj]

Nice

[Coley12791]

alright thanks!!!

[supptimonpumba]

Coley, Its The Graduation Song by Vitamin C.

[supptimonpumba]

Coley, Its The Graduation Song by Vitamin C.

[Coley12791]

what is the original song the beat came from???