Tentacolino - 5/10

And finally, the third face of the Italian trinity of WTF. This is the sequel to the hit film "The Legend of the Titanic," and it admirably carries on the previous film's utter insanity. It manages to be worse than the last one, and yet somehow even better, all while violating whatever continuity the first film established. This one features a rapping shark, a techno-show tune number, talking toys, a transvestite "Scottsman," and (probably the greatest thing ever animated in any movie) a dog riding a chariot while firing a laser gun at mice. Sadly, they didn't get the original English voice cast back for this one. I kinda miss Tentacles' old voice. I also kinda miss having his name being Tentacles.

The weirdest thing about this one is that it was apparently originally entitled "The Search for the Titanic," but was then retitled "Tentacolino" for the video release. I have no idea why, since Tentacles doesn't really play any sort of central role here. In fact, our wooden human protagonists barely do anthing in this movie. The real main characters now appear to be the dog and the two mice. Anyway, enjoy the lameness.

And yes, I'll be doing commentary for this one as well.

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[slapstick70]

Any one else wishing that the rapping dog could make a cameo. Seriously, I actually want to see him now.

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

50 fucking minutes and no sign of titanc

WTF THIS IS GIVING ME RAAAGE

[MyWilliam1996]

I like the rat guy, he's the only one making sense in this film!

[panjak42]

@MAnnaconduit1 At least we know that mouse isn't a racist

[MAnnaconduit1]

Jesus Christ this movie is for kids, that Chinese mouse is such a stereotype, and the dog scene is just really disturbing, I mean it's nice to know their teaching kids about racism and dog humping, that will prepare them for the future. and i know the rats were trumped up as the villains but the whole point of being forced to remain there and wanting to escape is actually a noble thing and Atlantis is the real enemies, but becasue they want everyone to suck fish cock the rats are made evil

[snakeboyguam10]

This would make a perfect movie for Doug to review for his 200th episode which is coming soon.

[RisingVictor]

the dubbing of this cartoon is just as bad as "The Magic Voyage".

[DrSharkade]

7:43

Prisoners have the right to escape?

[CpsLock3]

@CynicalRaven461 I bet you could have spied on the girls locker room like that.

[CaptMARNEY]

1:09 YOU GON GET RAPED

[CynicalRaven461]

Yes. I remember when hearts popped out of my eyes....I was, stuck in the nurses office for a week.

[MAnnaconduit1]

why is there a fucking dog underwater, i can explain smiles since he came with the two idiots, but why are there humans, fish people, toys, dogs, mice, and fucking everything else at the bottom of the Atlantic, the 2 mice form the last movie sound like girls, and for the love of god did anyone else feel uncomfortable for the whole smiles with the other dog scene? i mean Jesus fucking Christ this is for kids isn't it?