Flight of the Conchords, Johnny Style

Hey there John, I see you looking down
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you,
well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure, you're smart and kind of shy.
But some girlie must be looking for a smart, shy guy.
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say...

John you got it going on
Ladies will get to know your sexuality
when they get to know your personality
John you got it going on
Not in a gay way, just wanna say "Hey,
You're looking mighty fine, mighty fine today"

Girlwise, you don't have the longest history
but hey man that ain't no mystery
it's because your P-V-R is kinda low
and yeah that stands for penis-to-vagina ratio
I mean you went to school at WPI
which means there's 1 girl for every 17 guys
But don't let those statistics get you down
you know I'll always say when I'm around

John you got it going on
And just as a friend
I might want to send
chocolates and some roses to you
around the bend.
John you got it going on
Not saying it's true
that I dream about you
and all the crazy, funky stuff we could totally do.

Like watching The Notebook on DVD
and sobbing our eyes out when Noah gets with Allie
Not that I like that movie at all
but from what I can tell it's an emotional see-saw.
Man it's such a bummer that she gets Alzheimer's
And now I wish I was a better rhymer
Between that and Jack and Rose
My heart's going to break with another movie like those.
Not saying when we go to Seaside
I always secretly wish you were my bride.
Not saying you're the Snooki to my Gionni
but hey I think we're better than Sammi and Ronni.

John you got it going on.

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