The Halo Rap

UPDATE- July 7, 2008; 11:33 pm: I'm sorry, but I've been too busy lately with finishing production of Beasting It and starting on Beasting It 2: Delinquency that I haven't been able to accept everyone's requests on XBL. Also, I apologize, but I will not have time to make any more raps for a while because of Beasting It 2: Delinquency, and to everyone who has been asking me to make a rap with them: please stop asking me to do so, I don't have the time. Thanks to everyone for all the positive feedback on the rap. It's greatly appreciated.

UPDATE- May 23, 2008; 11:10 pm: I now have a new gamertag which is "Jurassickness" and I encourage you all to play with me. I play mostly GTAIV now, but I occassionally do play Halo 3. I will play with anyone. However, I will not accept your friend requests unless I know you personally. It's a safety precaution because of the prior incident. Thank you.

UPDATE- April 27, 2008; 10:47 pm: MY GAMERTAG HAS BEEN STOLEN! I was phished today at 6:36 pm, and had $250 of fraudulent charges on my XBL account's credit card. If you see anything that has to do with the following website, it's fake: http://www.mspoints4u.110mb.com
DO NOT SEND REQUESTS TO THIS ACCOUNT, and DO NOT PLAY WITH SKA DINOSAUR ANYMORE. It is no longer me, and I know for a fact they have been playing Halo 3. If you play with them, IT IS NOT ME!

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Written and Performed by David M Shields

Lyrics:
The gamertag is ska dinosaur
With tragic head and motherbird74
Put in the disc, its time for some Halo 3
Skip campaign, hit up that matchmaking
Lone wolves, gotta get my hands warmed up
Then I can get you in my party and hook you up
Shotty snipes on guardian
Play to 100
Don't stand in one spot
Movin targets are fun kid
Double kill, triple kill, all in a row
Radar jammer so you don't know where to go
Then I toss the flare so you can't see shit
If your ass stands still your gonna get hit
Move too slow, your gonna get stuck
I end your killing spree and hear your ass scream "fuck!"
You aren't ready for shit that you can't handle
I'm about light your noob ass up light a candle
Shut up, sit down, you don't know me
This is S to the K A to the D
I N O to the S A U to the R
We play to win bitch, and you know we play hard

Double, triple, over, killtacular too
You can't handle us, so sit down noob
We got our minds on our medals, medals on our minds
And if you can't keep up, we'll leave your ass behind

Time for campaign, 4 player co-op
We stay up all night, you can't get us to stop
Picking up skulls on legendary
We're so good at this game, it's scary
C2Rainman, iGtank
Uber pwnage 29 take that shit to the bank
Smoking the dank, thank you for getting my rank
Past a 25, Kyle, cus man, that shit stank
Everybody knows that the arbiters wack
Lookin like Quasimodo with that bent up back
Gonna attack, in a pack, from the front and the back
Your banshee got skyjacked, you know that's a fact
Look at me go, all the achievements I got
We must be getting close to the sun, cus we're hot
I got that marathon helmet, security class
Got the katana sword hanging from my neck to my ass
In the pregame lobby, I try to act friendly
But in the game, I'm racking up killing frenzies
You're my enemy, you aint no friend to me, don't pretend to be
Don't send requests to me, I'll hit delete
And you know if you come up on me, I'ma kill ya
You better recognize me like I look farmiliar
But that's it, I'm tired of Halo 3
I'm going out to buy Call of Duty.

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[DMSfilms]

I made this rap as a joke for a friend of mine and other people like you guys ended up liking it, which is awesome. I didn't make this to brag about my Halo skills or my rap skills or anything, it was just supposed to be funny.

That said, I'm probably going to make another now that Reach is out. I kept rapping and I'm a lot better, at least more polished on the delivery. If you guys like Jackass, check out what I've been up to for these few years: youtube . com / beastingit

<3DMS

[nucklesx10]

nice!

[01pR1m3vil]

lol

[MrBasslickers]

Urmm nerd?

[GETBENT81]

this is fucking ill

[Fr34kazo1d]

@beast01247 Check out Skullkruncher13 they awesome

[MLGxSoulReaperX]

Double, triple, over, killtacular too

You can't handle us, so sit down noob

We got our minds on our medals, medals on our minds

And if you can't keep up, we'll leave your ass behind damn thats to Epic that shit go hard.

[labroske]

Spam plasmas and use a Shotgun.. Noob.

[TheLe3thal]

@GAMERxFREEKx23 shut up no one cares.hes not bragging its a song

[HIGHdarkblade808]

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