Heaving On A Jet Plane

I guess this is what happened once he got on the airplane... This is taken from the "Sgt Leppers Falling Parts Club Band" album by "Intense Mutilation".




Well the plane is rolling it ready to go
But theres a scent of cheese from the next row
The guy that's to my left smells like a sty
There's some turbulence as we go airborne
The lunch I'm given is something to mourn
"Let's make a U-Turn" my stomach cries

Chorus:
So pass a large bag to me
My puke is churning like a rough sea
I open my mouth and unleash a putrid flow
I'm heaving on a jet plane
Oh no- there goes my lunch again
Digestion's inverse flow

Now my bag is full, it's chunky brown
But I'm not done so I use the ground
My nose is running -I've got this flem-ball string
I'm straining my guts, my face turns blue
The guy to my left moved to isle two
This acrid discharge crowns my shoetops king

Chorus

The plane joins in, it's like a gang spew
Two hundred cooks making upchuck stew
When you think they're done, there's more on the way
I've got dry heaves, I start to moan
It's like puking your ribs out bone by bone
My inner organs may see the light of day
Chorus

I'm heaving on a jet plane
Oh no- there goes my lunch again
Digestion's inverse flow

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[Mr10542]

BETTER THAN ORIGINAL , WHERE CAN I BUY THIS ALBUM!!! SONGS FROM A GENERATION!!!!

[AtariMan76]

The sequel to what happens shortly after the guys leaves on the jet plane

[loonmaniac]

Barron Knights do a far superior version of this.

[philw245]

this was done by the barron knights in the 80s.

[dekcarter]

tell me something are you the actual pungent vomit or did you just nick his name ?

[MattShizzle]

There was an older, better parody by the same name (and the same general idea) by the Royal Guardsmen.

[fearthereaper1423]

i this the song that god kevin bloody wilson kicked off radio

[Canichenoir]

well written words

[kaashmire]

kinda funny

[field231055]

funny