Cycling

Cyclists, especially these types, are nasty cockroaches. They need to be scrawny like a horse jockey, but also need some strength to pump their pedals. The result is aggressive mutants that are nasty and they hate anyone who gets in the way of their addictive pedal pumping. They are also impudent because of the pressure on their tiny balls from the bicycle seat. They are irritating pieces of head lice and should be sprayed with poison. Aggressive and frustrated. The poor wretches.