Konr Being Molested at Neumann's Bar

The band NiteRail played at Neumann's bar in North St. Paul, Minnesota on 10/11/08. We were playing Santana's Black Magic Woman when a fat drunk woman decided to feel up Konr, the bass player.

Points of interest:
0:00-1:17 - seductive dancing
2:20-2:55 - attempts to enter the stage, then butt humps me
2:55-3:05 - "oh no" is right; inappropriate touching
3:15-3:30 - licks the end of my bass
3:30-3:55 - assumes the position, humps the air, and then full on groping
4:05-4:10 - please don't lift your shirt
4:10-5:15 - just a good guitar solo, nothing to see here, other than more butt humping
5:35-5:55 - off camera, she falls and hits her head on a bar stool. Her night is over.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• neumanns
• bar
• drunk
• dancing
• bass

[konrness]

Points of interest:

0:00-1:17 - seductive dancing

2:20-2:55 - attempts to enter the stage, then butt humps me

2:55-3:05 - "oh no" is right; inappropriate touching

3:15-3:30 - licks the end of my bass

3:30-3:55 - assumes the position, humps the air, and then full on groping

4:05-4:10 - please don't lift your shirt

4:10-5:15 - just a good guitar solo, nothing to see here, other than more butt humping

5:35-5:55 - off camera, she falls and hits her head on a bar stool. Her night is over.

[pmsbassplayer]

Poor bassplayer!

[boxendale34]

omg konr that was priceless.....dana told me about this yesterday at the Beldon Bash.... oh and good job yesterday that was the first time i have ever heard you guys......

-Brianna

[zachpiano]

lol i've been there, but never that bad.....kudos for not making a mistake, lol

[NorfMPLSRes]

Way to go, Konr. Way to keep the groove. Has this happened to you before?

[chrismichalek]

that chick must have been from 'sconi...too many cheese curds and brats

[schneebot]

i guess she likes Santana.

[mikefugazzi]

I tried so hard to keep a straight face and play it cool. I was so distracted I couldn't even remember the words or what key we were even in.