Uncut Apology - anti-circumcision parody of Unchained Melody

Karaoke track of Unchained Melody is used to make a point about the ignorant brutality that is male infant genital mutilation.


Uncut Apology

Oh, my boy, my baby
How I waited for your touch
Welcome perfect child
As time goes by I'm sorry
But I was told so much
Please say you're fine
Have I lost your love?
Can you rise above?
Uncut your love
For me

If you could regrow let it be, let it be
With persistence just wait and see
All the tuggers know it's worthwhile and nearly free
Healing for the soul let it be

Oh, my boy, my baby
Your wound hurts me so much
How best to restore?
As time goes by I'm sorry
But I have learned so much
Please say we're fine
Have I lost your love?
Can you rise above?
Uncut your love
For me
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Restore your foreskin: http://TLCTugger.com

End Circumcision: http://NoCirc.org

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• Circumcision
• Parody
• TLC
• Tugger
• Song
• Contest
• Foreskin
• Restoration
• Intact
• Baby
• Penis
• Parents
• Urology
• Phimosis
• Karaoke
• Lame

[meredumais]

One more question: since I'm medically curious, I must ask. The foreskin is removed during circumcision, right? And the skin you're ';tugging down' to replace it-isn't it of a different cellular type? We all (hopefully) know which parts of the penis are most sensitive, and that many aren't at all. So if 'original' foreskin is so unique and exquisitely sensitive, how is that also true of the comparably 'insensitive' skin being pulled down to cover the glans?

[TLCTugger]

Hi,

Infant circumcision leaves the penis in one of any number of random states. A man may have quite a bit of the original inner foreskin mucosa between the glans and the circ scar, or next to none.

Whatever''s left is tensioned and it expands. This let's the surviving nerve endings function better because the covered parts shed unneeded layers of dead cells so t nerve endings are closer to the surface. When the skin is more shear the nerve endings are tracking subtler phenomena. (more)

[TLCTugger]

It's not just better sensing; there are different mechanical possibilities with slack skin. My wife can rub my glans though my foreskin all day while l lick her, with no risk of rubbing me raw. When she's doing me orally, the skin can be drawn forward of the glans and bunched up so she can tickle the whole ring of skin at once, or even plunge her tongue between the skin and glans to swirl around tickling two surfaces simultaneously. The skin slinks around giving intercourse a plush fullness.

[meredumais]

Just wondered: if you have any daughters, how did they feel about Dad's appearance on Howard Stern, misogynist supreme, in a room full of guys measuring their dicks and comparing sizes? No need to answer.

[TLCTugger]

Hi,

Both my daughters went with me for my appearnce on Howard Stern. They're very proud of our human rights activism and they know how important it must be because of the extreme stunt I was willing to participate in.

Howard Stern is the world's loudest pro-foreskin celebrity and for all his supposed anti-woman flaws, he is really just a brilliant commentator on the human condition.

[meredumais]

You know why this is so hilarious? Because it's supposed to be, but is so painfully UNfunny that it's uproariously hysterical. By the way, has this guy been held hostage at an Olan Mills studio for years? in any case, BRAVO!!! I needed a laugh.

BTW, my two boys still won't speak to me...it's been 18 and 20 years now... we badly need some healing. Any 2-for-1 special deals on those 'tugger' thingamajigs?

[TLCTugger]

Wow, how nice. You're the first person to stop by just to be an asshole.

Of course there's nothing funny about strapping down a perfect healthy baby and amputating the exquisite pleasure-receptive apparatus that nature has been perfecting for 65 million years.

The foreskin is as vital to his full sexual experience as the homologous clitoral hood and labia minora are to female's.

If you let a boy be cut, do apologize.

Foreskin feels REALLY good. HIS body, HIS decision.

[karlira11]

Saying circumcision is the way of preventing HIV/AIDS is the purest kind of brainwash! We already know that even circumcised men can get HIV/AIDS too. If you proven that circumcision really prevents HIV/AIDS, all circumcised males never gets HIV/AIDS, even they have sex more several partners. Only have more several partners is the way to contracting HIV/AIDS, not being an uncircumcise!

[nissehayek]

great song stop cuitting babies now!!!

[EliteDoomer]

I wish my mother would talk like that to me. But she is an ignorant fool in denial of what she has taken from me. Song made me cry son, you kick ass Ron.

[tallyhoman911]

@kotfrank 75% wow i think im depressed now D:

[mindofown]

Beautiful!!!

[jslasher1]

@karlira11 Tell that to the stupid Yanks, who are presently the only Western nation to endorse this barbaric practice.

[jslasher1]

I applaud the message, but object to the use of Alex North's music. I don't think his family would approve.

[kotfrank]

Thanks TLC for making it easier to restore, something that can be hard to do mentally. I mean what guy WANTS to know 75% of his erogenous sexual receptors were cut off along with half his penile skin.

[kotfrank]

I rejoice in your tireless intactivism. Penile sensation is not linear it is exponential being felt by breadth and depth. Cut men never say it feels "exquisite" but intact men do.

[kedocom]

cuttin kids pps is child molestation and the rejection of God

[TheYellowtulip]

@amadeus2490 A cut man can get aids by getting his partners fluids inside his urethra so how is cutting the foreskin prevent that even if it did stick to the inner skin of the prepuce.