Bible Alarm Clock

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The Bible Inspirational Alarm Clock will awaken and inspire you in the morning. Wake up to a professional choir singing Amazing Grace, and then an enlightening and inspiring quote from the New Testament; all the while a lighted cross glows with the inscription of the Prayer of St. Francis that is screened onto the clock. From time to time, we all suffer from a moral void and need inspiration and words of wisdom in varied subjects such as, anger, belief, fear, guilt, jealousy and issues dealing with money. The New Testament is full of common sense advice, uplifting comments and inspired words. The Bible Inspiration Alarm Clock has taken these comments, advice and words and passes them onto you every morning to help you awaken and step forward on the right path. Wake your body and awaken your spirit. (Battery operated, not included)

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• Alarm
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[couchpotatotheatre]

I thought you were making all this stuff up, and then I visited the website! Good deal, Biggy.

[Zogbot1000]

Funny!

[MrHollick]

Awesome video!! I want to get all your products!!!