Why South Texas College Should Prepare for a Zombie Outbreak
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i want a zombie apocalypse to happen c:
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As long as there is something else for them to chew on--say a package of hotdogs--we have nothing to fear from our hottie zombie friends. Just make sure they don't run out before you do.
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A condom is a good option for adventuresome women wanting to go Z. The friendly Zombie should not be shunned, but sheathed.
Drlabash 9 months ago
@Drlabash Yes, a condom is a must as is a muzzle. Women who have the craving for some Z need to remember that their bite IS infectious and even the most seemingly playful love bite will end in some Z on Z action.
bravopenguins 9 months ago
..... Zombie semen is incredibly infectious....
JonnyHackerRed 9 months ago
@JonnyHackerRed yes.... this is why you should avoid contact with zombie semen at all costs. even if it means that you don't get laid tonight.
also, get an anti-zombie tank as soon as possible.
bravopenguins 9 months ago