I Am (now) Canadian

Former American gives good speech

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[MrJJackYTIsAHoMo]

Our money does stink, its because #1, its not made from cotton, #2 it collects blood from babies & innocence from around the world. The only thing more dirty then our money is our government, our ethics, our education, our misplaced patrism , our homosexual men (the ones that plow me anyway), our army, our modified history, My aunt susan, the way we say A-bauT, people from Detroit, Mormans and our need to talk our selves into believing we are the best @ everything. We're good @ sucking though.

[bbrennan69]

Canada is better than usa

[kalfen]

@SeriousRhino I loved Billy Madison lol

[SeriousRhino]

@prezjohnkennedy What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[prezjohnkennedy]

Only Canadians have to try and point out differences. Americans don't give a shit about Canada. Ooooooo you won in hockey, good for you it's your own game. It would be like the US beating Canada in football and us using it as a reason for us being better.

[xsummerheat]

@VerbalBlitzkrieg and you have a semi-homophobic attitude, typical of an American.

[darrenhol]

@MrGregoryduncanmclea Fairy Tales, meant to control the masses by a group of people. Really no differents from a cult! Can't stand people who feel the need to spout there religous crap to the masses.

[darrenhol]

@jefferson0007 They were mostly Canadians on the U.S. hockey team? I think you're mistaken. In order to play on a national team in the Olympics, you must be a citizen of that country.

[jefferson0007]

@darrenhol they were mostly canadians



[darrenhol]

@JLWing77 Really, and the U.S. team wasn't stacked? Seems to me they were! Besides isn't the point of a national team representing a country, has it's best player's on it?

[darrenhol]

@batmanpronz What's stopping you? You said you would do anything. So find an occupation that the U.S. is short of, then go back to school, and learn how to perform that said occupation. Next step apply for jobs in the U.S. in said occupation, and then get the fuck out of Canada! It's really that easy!

[Cndcorvid]

@JuggaloBlaster Couldnt have said that better myself