ClappingFetus Quits Fed Ex

I decided Fed Ex was a gayass job so I quit, but instead of quiting like a normal person I decided to call them up and rap that shit in a batman mask

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Fed
• Ex
• Clapping
• Fetus
• ClappingFetus
• Quits
• Rap

[xXTrapStarEdoXx]

NiCE! If they ever start hireing black men in america I will find a job that sucks monkey Balls. Make a rap about Quiting then rapp it to them. :D

[Clappingfetus]

silly black guy

[fedex2005ground]

I'm sure you gave management at the terminal quite the laugh with your "I quit" message.

In reality, you put more work and effort into your "I quit" message than you probably ever did working in smalls. For all you ladies out there... there's a reason why he worked in the "smalls" dept. I'm sure you catch my drift.

[Clappingfetus]

yeah my penis is like a thimble! hahaha nonono thats too big... maybe like an eraser head!

[reyesm82]

You're such a lazy piece of shit. I know the kind of guy you are. Always complaining. I'm glad you moved on to bigger and better things.

[Clappingfetus]

thanxs! :)

[missjohnsonf]

Hahahaha that was awesome!!!

[jewlrik45c]

God dam this shit is great I worked for lax hub and i wish i would of did some clever shit like this when i quit lol

[InsaneBillykane]

Easiest job on the planet. You whine like a bitch lol.

[harros1964]

serious loser, what a relief for this company to have him off the payroll

[treb57]

Thanks, that made me feel better!

Classless company, they fire people over the phone.

I got axed yesterday after nine years of their lies

[ruttrho]

wow, they make safety and customer interaction the responsibility of the driver,

its so unfair. Boo hoo.

[jay6157]

lmao small is for where chick and hawt babe work at and i'm in front of them guess this guy suck soo bad because he have to work in the small and cant load truck or do the belt lmao what a loser and stop pushing the damn button all the time when walking on belt damn new people fedex in nashville lol

[murcroadster]

from what i have noticed. way more people ship through ground. fedex express is through the airplane. we dont have as many packages as fedex ground does.

[666lexus]

wow

[greeneguy63]

LOL! I am a manager and I wish some of my guys were this creative!

[murcroadster]

if it was too hard for you its because it was ground. i work at the express ramp and its easy as hell. really easy money. start at 13 bucks. good part time job lol