Questions Fer Maynard & Eunice Show?

Well? Whatcha waitin' fer? We need vidjoes real bad for our new show coming July 4th, 2008 AND ALL FUTURE episodes of "The Maynard & Eunice Show" For this here vidjoe, we just want to post your question vidjoe on our show and were gonner answer it on one of our upcoming episodes. By posting a vidjoe response, you give us the right to use yer vidjoe in any way we see fit. If your too damn lazy to post avidjoe, well then.. WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN ON Y'ALL TUBE? Well, actually if yer too lazy, you can always drop your question into the comments box... c'mon y'all help us out to make this here a really great show!!!

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[howyduck1]

I am quite interested in the sport of cow pie throwing, so my question is, is there a secret in pulling off a good throw??

[MaynardAndEuniceShow]

howyduck1 - the trick ta successsfulll cow pie throwin is ta not let it wait ta dry!

HoooWeeee!!

[howyduck1]

Eunice has a piece of delicious Coco Poopie Puffs on her tooth !

[MaynardAndEuniceShow]

howy, actually that's a hole from when she used to catch bullets with her teeth in a sideshow over yonder in Ruskin, Florida, she ain't been the same since legend has it!

[anmoose]

Oh my Lord!! I'm not sure if'n the world is ready for this.

I'll try to fink up a kweschun, but I cain't post it til I finds my teefs. Now what the Hail did dat wommin do wit 'em?

[MaynardAndEuniceShow]

We been wait fer a Month now Moosie, and there ya go, just as usual, showin up with a knife at a gun fight boy!! Where the hell is yer vidjoe son?? Well?

Respectfully,

Maynard Ledbetter

[foo2Le]

wow.....it"s so funny....thx

[EmCSpiteri]

Funny couple.

[anmoose]

Is yew a'pickin on me, Mewnerd, or did Aynus cut off yore supply of Poopy Puffs agin? Talk about an ol grouch... sheesh...

Ain't doin no damm vidjoe cuz the rubber bands in my kamruh broke an I cain't wind the old bitch up ennymore. Kinda sumfin like yore wife...

Guess I'll jest have to aks my kweschun thisa way, with werds. How many critters live in yore dubblewide, whut err their names, and which wun is asleepin with Aynus?

Respeckshunitly,

Moosie Joe Redbottom.

[JAWdawn]

This makes a heck more sense now that the showz out...lol

Keep on Jammin' :D

[zoydster]

i got a question i got a question!

how did you 2 ever meet? and which one of youz sleeps on the porch?