Tails of the Merman-Episode 3: Party Time!

The party guests arrive. How do they react to the merman? And, what about the henchmen?

New Contest:
What would you do with the merman's magic rum? Best answers will receive a higher res dvd of the series when it's complete. Leave your ideas in the comments.

To make your own ginger infused rum, roast a whole ginger root (about the size of your hand) in an oven at 450 degrees for about 30 minutes. Let it cool and slice it, then add it to some rum. It gets spicy fast, so taste it every so often. If found that about 8 hours is plenty.

Cheers!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• merman
• rum
• tiki
• mermaid
• humor
• henchman
• henchmen
• fez
• ginger
• fom
• fraternal
• order
• of
• moai
• cocktail
• hanumi

[johnnydollar666]

mmm, magic rum...

what would i do with the merman's magic rum?

hm...

reanimate wooden pirates and storm margaritaville! avast! yar!!!

[jfellrath]

I would anoint the ground underneath the Main St. Walgreens with it and watch a new, bigger, stronger Kahiki grow in its place. Soon, every Walgreens in the world would be taken over by tiny tiki gods, and the Walgreens corporation itself would turn into a tiki liquor distribution company with ample supplies of every liquor in the Grog Log AND a ready supply of Orgeat Syrup.

And then, truly, the world would be united under one common banner of Tiki!

[orionluckystar]

Merman is a goodlooking fella

[Ratzaroony]

Well, since I'm 19, I would trade the magic rum for a Hoffman Mystery Bowl.