Beat Texas

In honor of OU - UT 2011, our favorite song about Texas.

Boomer Sooner!


Think about a place that's hot as hell
'Bout dryer than the bottom of a dried out well
And I think you know what Texas means to me
Ain't got no money Ain't got no jobs
The banks are too damn poor to rob
So I'd like to say one thing before I leave

(Chorus)

Well FUCK you Texas and fuck your Lone Star Beer
Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath
FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death

I worked my fingers to the bone
Thought I'd wrote some pretty good songs
Til I drew the wrath of the Texas L. C. B.
They Jerked my tunes off the honky tonks
With a BullShit list of do's and dont's
They locked 'em up and throw'd away the key

(Chorus)

I'm headed for the border line
Any place else will be just fine
Long as there's a job and a decent place to sleep
Get up each morning with my ass a flexin'
And give birth to yet another Texan
And write a song as he slips between my cheeks

(Chorus)


http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/weird-wilbur/id265789519

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ou
• sooners
• texas
• longhorns
• tuck
• fexas
• dallas
• university
• austin
• football
• boomer
• sooner
• college

[bunnehboi1985]

"CAN YOU SHOVE THAT FREAKING SONG UP YOUR ASS?!" - Ghost