When Sleazeweazel was done, not a creature was stirring... well, maybe a mouse. Filmed and edited by Christopher Miller on December 17-19, 2005.
From the party invitation:
Anti-Christmas Party 2005!
The Execution of Santa is scheduled for Saturday, December 17th deep in the woods at Weazelworld. Santa the Evil Saint is guilty of a host of crimes.
Consider the many innocent children cruelly stunted by false hopes, shattered expectations, and the lasting stigma of a lump of coal. Or his favorites, what do they get? Fat! And addicted to cheap material goods like so many ignorant savages all agog over glittery trinkets!
How many little Slanty eyed Dwarves and Elves must labor ceaselessly in sweat shops to provide the tawdry swag for this cargo cult? Only Wal-Mart, the closely held distribution arm of Santa, Inc knows for sure.
PETA has documented terrible Reindeer abuse, and here in Florida the climate produces mangy lesions that rarely heal. Need we mention Rudolf, his nose, and the injustices to which he is subject? Has he been offered a rehabilitation program?
What psychological damage is done to the innocence of childhood when the lecherous bearded wretch is seen kissing Mommy by the Christmas tree?
Does the Patriot Act condone the collecting of information as to who has or has not been either naughty or nice? Presumably so, but should this information be shared with faith based groups? NO!
Perhaps worst of all is the corruption of our core values. Santa was once a respectable Pagan Saint, but he has been coopted by commercial values to become a Christian! This is apostasy! As all followers of Almighty Oztotl know, there is only one fitting punishment for Apostasy, death!
Therefore, in light of these and many other crimes, be it resolved that: SANTA MUST DIE! His execution is therefore scheduled for Saturday, December 17th deep in the woods at Weazelworld.
In an effort to be ecumenical, the festivities will incorporate elements from a wide range of cultures, lifestyles, and both traditional and non traditional methods of execution. To soften up Santa we will have various poison darts, arrows, and spears available to prod him into a recantation of his heresy. Once he has admitted to his sins there will of course be a lynching and bonfire (sheets and hoods optional).
WARNING! This is not the first time we have tried to kill Santa. In the past he has vigorously resisted. There have been numerous injuries from people flying through the air, trying to use sharp objects, liver failure, etc. In the worst case, just as we were preparing to torch the Evil One he struggled free and broke my friend's leg in 26 places. In view of this it must be understood that ALL ACTIVITIES ARE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Sleazeweazel, his heirs and assigns, takes no responsibility whatsoever for the actions of inebriated idiots or others while at Weazelworld!
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