It's the Most Wonderful Time to Kill Deer

Happy Holidays! My sons Sam and Noah join me (Jim) in our own particular rendition of a Christmas favorite. I think I wrote this at least 10 years ago and we finally got around to doing it. No, it's not our intent to annoy PETA and no, I'm not a hunter and I've never shot an animal in my life. Enjoy this lighthearted poke at the noble hunter. (By the way, we took all sharp objects away from Sam as soon as the video was shot). ;)

Lyrics:

It's the most wonderful time to kill deer
You can gut 'em and skin 'em and broil them and smoke 'em
And eat them with beer
It's the most wonderful time to kill deer
It's the hap happiest season of all
When our Wal-Mart gets crowded, my judgment get clouded
When relatives call
It's the hap happiest season of all

There are people excited
My double-wide's lighted
My wife gets her hair made real big
There's a shotgun for Gary
A boob-job for Mary
My aunt got a pot-bellied pig

It's the hap happiest season of all
When my cousin named Carol
Dawns his gay apparel
And looks like RuPaul
It's the hap happiest season of all.
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Cultural Notes and Glossary:

"Doublewide": Seen here: http://www.specweb001.com/gsmarPhotos/GSMAOR157435.jpg A mobile trailer home decorated in Christmas lights in this song.

"RuPaul" A tall, African American transvestite best known as an actor, drag queen, model, author, and singer-songwriter. Seen here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul

"Pot-bellied Pig" Originating in Vietnam. Sometimes kept as a household pet until it becomes too big for the house. Seen here: http://potbellypiggies.com/pot_bellied_pig.jpg

Category:

Music

Tags:

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• shotgun
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• bow
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• camouflage
• outdoors
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• beer
• wonderful time
• Andy Williams
• Christmas
• PETA
• holiday
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• venison
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• buck
• whitetail
• mule
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• 8 point
• 6 point
• double-wide
• trailer
• mobile home
• RuPaul
• pot-bellied pig
• hog

[Bubafat]

Hilarious...you must be from Wisconsin.

[ShoutHard]

@Bubafat, if I told you where I was from, it'd ruin it for you ;)

[Bubafat]

@ShoutHard

Haha...Canuck!

[ShoutHard]

@Bubafat, Eh? :)

[nealieoo]

Laughed my a** off. I hope this goes viral.

[ShoutHard]

@nealieoo, by all means, feel free to help that process! ;)

[TheGJ2000]

hahahaha:)

[abergethirty]

He could also be from Iron Mountain or Saulte St. Marie Michigan.

[Tyfernify]

Canada?

[CarharttRedneck24]

Lmao that's hilarious! I love how the guy in the far right looks like he's pressin his gun into the middle guy's chest!

[Lynnx7768]

This is one of the funniest videos that I've ever seen. I love it!!!

[jsyersiii]

Very funny Dr. Jones! Very funny!