The Turkey Song: A Christmas Carol With A Difference

About half an hours' work. Merry Christmas, everyone!!

Performed by: Phil (black shirt, red tie), Kirsty (brown hair, stripey top), Gemma (guitar), Hayley (ginger) and Tamara (background)

Lyrics:

CHORUS:
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas (Merry,merry, merry, merry, merry)

VERSE 1:
We are Christians (Christians)
And we believe believe in Christmastime (Christmastime)
Jesus was born on Christmas day,
And he's a really good friend of mine (really good friend of mine)
We love Jesus (Jesus Christ)
Cos he's pretty fine (pretty fine)
He came out of Mary's womb
Covered in slime (sli-i-i-i-ime)

CHORUS

VERSE 2:
Take your baubles and hang them on your tree (hang them on your tree)
And fix the fairy lights cos one bulb's blown for me (one bulb's blown for me)
Wrap your presents with a bow (with a bow)
But I've made a mistake with the labels, but no one knows (no one knows)

CHORUS

Stuff the turkey, and stuff it really good (stuff it good)
My mum has made a delicious christmas pud (christmas pud)
There's gonna be loads of leftovers for at least three days (oh no)
We're gonna be eating cold turkey until the 28th (oh god)

Turkey curry, turkey sandwich
Turkey Soufflé
Turkey pie, turkey cake,
Turkey all day!

CHORUS

(Break it down now)
It's christmas time,
drink the mulled wine
kiss me under the mistletoe cos you so fine.
(Where do babies come from?)
FREEZE! No, don't stop.
That's right, now don't pase.
Stay up late and wait for Santa Claus.
Put out some milk and maybe some mince pies...
(I'm only five!)

CHORUS

(I don't like it, it's pink!)
(I don't like turkey, I'm a vegetarian!)
(Jesus Christ!)
(Oh no, that's it, Christmas is CANCELLED!)

Christmassssssss-SA.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• christmas
• turkey
• carol
• song
• acoustic

[jacko36498]

hytg5lpol;ll

[GimbobSquarepants]

i think its veryvery funny

[GimbobSquarepants]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOKES :)