Alex Crush Gets Basted Like A Wily Little Turkey

Alex Crush, he's a good guy, a great friend, and late for just about everything. This is somewhat understandable considering he works a lot and after work must go home where his mother baby powders and burps him before he can leave the house. Also, often times he is spoon fed blueberry pancakes while wearing a bib. If it's a really special night he might even get sucked off. Papa Crush supervises. All of this aside though there are certain times where you simply can not be late. This was one of those times. This particular occasion happened to be Halloween and four of his best friends were waiting for him at 1pm, the agreed upon meeting time, so they could then leave town and begin the weekends festivities. Crush was given very specific instructions to be there on time or there would be severe repercussions. Needless to say, he was late. So, we purchased some whipping cream, let it sit in the sun for about 3 hours, the total time he was late, and then loaded it into a few turkey basters. Crush finally arrived and well.....I'll let you watch the rest.....

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Alex Crush
• Noah Kerrigan
• Jay Moore
• basted
• turkey
• gobble
• homo
• owned
• pwn3d
• jizz
• facial
• balling
• faggot
• fag
• retard
• short
• bus
• rubber
• helmet
• bulldozer
• cum
• ruined
• teen
• jailbait
• baster
• baste
• anal
• treat
• milk
• splooge
• cream
• long
• range
• aircraft
• limp
• soft
• weak
• viagra
• cialis
• blue
• pills
• bloody
• butthole
• shrimp
• naked
• mole
• rat
• friend
• best
• friends
• bff
• mommy
• baby
• powder
• blueberry
• pancakes
• suck
• off
• bib
• knee
• pads
• clown
• slurp
• swallow
• throat
• whipping
• boy

[nokeone1]

Or being burped..

[Raquelita58]

What about knee pads

[Raquelita58]

Lmfao