The Sorting Hat Sucks

My sisters and I were up late chatting about our respective houses, and I decided it was time for a extremely lame song. Obviously.

LYRICS:
I was in Hogwarts
Sitting around
In the great hall
Laughing out loud
Having a ball
With my evil Slytherin friends

It was sorting hat time
My sister sat there that night

And that hat yelled "Hufflepuff!"
I said "Uh no, wait what?"
Hufflepuff
You take that back you ugly hat
Hufflepuff
You've got no brains, you don't know jack
Hufflepuff

Two years later
I was in Hogwarts
Like super nervous
My slytherin friends
were staring me down
Silently being really evil

It was sorting hat time
My other sister's big night

And that hat yelled "Gryffindor!"
I said "Oh no that's worse!"
Gryffindor
You take that back you ugly hat
Gryffindor
You've got no brains, you don't know jack
Gryffindor

One sister's way too nice
One sister's really excited all the time
We're all so different
Wish they were Slytherin
But it's okay because
I'm going to get my evil friends, and we're going to make an evil plan and change the hat's mind...

And he'll yell "Slytherin"
I'll say "Oh yes, that's right!"
Slytherin
You should say that you ugly hat
Slytherin
You've got no brains you don't know jack
Slytherin

and so on, and so forth etc. etc.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• wizard rock
• wrock
• the sorting hat sucks
• harry potter
• music
• guitar
• acoustic
• slytherin
• hufflepuff
• gryffindor
• not really ravenclaw
• singing
• comedy
• webcam

[xCrazyKenny25x]

The only thing i got to say is Lmao!!!^_^

[NotGryffindor]

@xCrazyKenny25x Haha thanks!! :)

[BeccaMalfoyQuiseng]

OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD VOICE!! im a slytherin (i dont like hufflepuffs!!) ^.^ i like the song and the lyrics.

[NotGryffindor]

@gothgirl16 Woo! So is my younger sister. All the houses rock equally, of course! XD