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Uploaded by BasementDiaries on Nov 14, 2009
TWITTER! http://twitter.com/basementDiariesFunny Chat Up Lines
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i think you've given me a fever, my head started throbbing right after i saw you.
D413373R 2 weeks ago
people call me jack but you can call me tonight
XIITeMpAzZXD 3 weeks ago
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.
I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.
Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?
Briannamariehi 2 months ago
is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven
raver4lyfe16 2 months ago
i've lost my phone number, can i have yours instead?
OooSheeBop 2 months ago
Do ye wanna dance??
Good cuz I want to talk to your friend
MrJEWBAG25 3 months ago
smile and the world will smile with you. just dont smile too much cos ur face will crack and ur arse will get jealous!!!!
walldermatthew1 3 months ago
fancy a shag?........... no, well do you mind lying down while i have one?
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i think you've given me a fever, my head started throbbing right after i saw you.
D413373R 2 weeks ago
people call me jack but you can call me tonight
XIITeMpAzZXD 3 weeks ago
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.
I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.
Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?
Briannamariehi 2 months ago
is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven
raver4lyfe16 2 months ago
i've lost my phone number, can i have yours instead?
OooSheeBop 2 months ago
Do ye wanna dance??
Good cuz I want to talk to your friend
MrJEWBAG25 3 months ago
smile and the world will smile with you. just dont smile too much cos ur face will crack and ur arse will get jealous!!!!
walldermatthew1 3 months ago
fancy a shag?........... no, well do you mind lying down while i have one?
walldermatthew1 3 months ago