Macabre Freeze Dried Man

Album: Behind The Wall of Sleep
I couldn't find a picture of this album though
Lyrics:
Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man
So he could do the things he enjoyed again and again
Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man
And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his Polaroid in hand

Jeffrey had a plan
To freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand
So the thought was quickly canned

He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry
He told the man it was for a rabbit, that was just a lie
Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned

Jeffrey had a plan
To freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand
So the thought was quickly canned

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[seigneurvoland666]

lol do their lyrics actually reflect what happened with these serial killers? Is it pretty accurate or do they exaggerate it?

[k1llgor3]

@seigneurvoland666 It's not exagerated, It's completely accurate. Dahmer did try to do this

[y6y6yy66]

wen r u gonna upload thier new album

[k1llgor3]

@y6y6yy66 THe only new album was a re-make of Gloom. I'm not going to uploding that.

[ozzyhelter]

Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze dried man so he could do the things he enjoyed again and again

[k1llgor3]

Yes, that he did.

[TeeSok]

One of Macabre's finest songs. Gotta love Dennis the Menace's drumming here, he is always exellent. The three of them are, actually.

Thanks for uploading !

[arsonalex]

@Bassbait Exactly how is it that I am uptight? Uptight is someone whom is stuck-up and has an elitist mentality. I don't think that I'm better then anybody, nor do I think that something I listen to is better then everything else. I simply stated that this band sounds like the dumb television show that used to be shown on Cartoon Network, and for that I think it sucks.. You're the one getting butt hurt for my opinion, which I'm legally allowed to have. The first amendment of the bill of rights.

[Bassbait]

@arsonalex Wow, you listen to music of every genre... but that doesn't make you not uptight. Retarded is not a good way to use it - they don't sound like whiny children, and even if they did, that doesn't make them "less advanced", that makes them different. Whether you like it or not that's how they sound and they're ok with that sound, and so are their fans. You're not doing anything by talking trash on them other than making the people who like them mad. It's not they who suck, it's your view

[arsonalex]

@Bassbait To uptight about music? That's pretty funny considering I listen to music of every Genre. Good music? The dude sounds like he's got a horrible throat infection. (Does it really matter how Eddy's name was spelled? The show was dumb regardless.) No it's not a terrible way of describing it. Retarded, by definition is, "Less advanced, esp. mentally, than is usual for one's age." They sound like they are a bunch of whiney children screaming. Thus, they sound mentally retarded. They suck.

[Bassbait]

@arsonalex You seem too uptight to appreciate good music. He doesn't sound like Eddy (with a Y, not an IE). First of all this came first so if anything Eddy sounds like him. Also, it doesn't sound "retarded", as that's a terrible way of describing anything. It sounds like high pitched shrieks, which he combines with very low Death Metal vocals, a bit of punk vocals and so on. Would you say their song "Coming To Chicago" sounds like this type of vocals? You'd definitely say no if you heard it.

[arsonalex]

@Bassbait Cancel previous comment of not posting: The voice in general sounds retarded and these guys sound exactly like Eddie did.

[Bassbait]

@arsonalex Since when did Eddie scream at the top of his lungs in a falsetto tone? I don't remember that.

Also, Macabre is awesome and Ed, Edd, and Eddy is awesome. So if you have a problem with it, listen to something off of "Dahmer" where there's much more range going on. Like "Hitchhiker" or "Blood Bank".

[Bassbait]

So with this song, they have totaled 28 songs about Jeffery Dahmer, and 30 if you count the Unabomber versions of Ambassador Hotel and The Brain. That's a lot. Time they caught up with a whole album about Albert Fish (which they said they might do).

[juanjodisonante]

esa debe ser la cumbia metal de la que todo el mundo habla y baila

[arsonalex]

These guys have a problem with sounding like Eddie from that retarded show, "Edd Ed and Eddie"...fail.