Starburst Fruit Chews Unwrapping And Taste Test Review.

Starburst sounds like a supervillian.
They would have a hideout in a distant star and conduct all their business through UV rays.

Packaging

It's a shame stick style designs aren't too common nowadays. The fact that you can do so many different things with them opens up a whole new world of possibilities. A mini baseball bat for your cat, a spare leg for your Sake table, or even a weapon to prevent home invasion. You could even chain two of them together craft a pair of Starchucks! Which is good, because I can't use a pair of normal nunchucks without fearing for my life. I've seen enough Youtube videos of people whacking themselves silly with those things to avoid them. But, if they were softened up into SB form, I could become a ninja warrior the likes of which this world has never seen. I would sport gummi padded shoes to ensure my footsteps were never heard and take down fools by the dozens. I would also keep an arsenal of chocolate orange smoke bombs on my person at all times. When you're maneuvering top secret confection factories, you need to have an escape plan. Nothing confuses Oompa Loompas more than a random burst of orange smoke from a sharply dressed man. However, I'm dreading all the martial arts skills I'll have to learn for this lifestyle. People take their chocolate crafting seriously, that stuff is like brown gold. Some would even die for the sweet hazelnut damsel. I'm not sure if I'm that committed to her yet. Sure, we've had some fun over the years, but it's not like we're married. Heck, we're not even going steady. We have an unwritten rule that she can see whoever see wants and I can see whoever I want. Occasionally, we'll meet up from time to time to relive the glory days, but that's all. I'm just not ready to have little Nutter Butter babies with her. Maybe if I met her parents.

I bet they taste great.


Taste, Texture, And Consistency

For a chewy candy, it's quite juicy. Obviously not as juicy as the real fruit, but it definitely brings a strong flavor to the table. I was expecting it to have a chalky white layer on it when I cracked it in half, but such was not the case. Now and Laters are notorious for that sort of thing. I always thought I picked up a stale/old pack when buying them back in the day. Rock hard each and every time! Jawbreakers had nothing on the oral havoc these things caused. I still remember hearing that infamous crack whenever somebody took a bite of one. They were newbies to the candy game and didn't realize you had to let them soak for a minute. So many chipped front teeth, all for naught. After Joey Sartino got the nickname "Beaver Teeth", I was determined to never be a statistic. I hit the chemistry books, added to my knowledge, and approached these purples menaces with new found enlightenment. "MY PEARLY WHITES WILL REMAIN IN MY NOGGIN YOU VILE FIEND!", I proclaimed to the inanimate package. Even though I couldn't see it, I knew that it was trembling in fear. I gingerly snapped up a square, dipped it in water, and indulged.

I had won.

Overall
A classic treat perfect for even the most discerning fruit fanatics. Starbursts have just the right amount of moisture and chewiness. This is one tower worth climbing.

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[MrWs12345]

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[frickfrock999]

@MrWs12345

They look like a plumbing company of some sort. I'm still a bit hazy on the details though. Like, where are they planning to "meet me" and how do I do a commercial if I'm in Chicago? :p

[MrWs12345]

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[frickfrock999]

@MrWs12345

Hang on, I mention you and I'm doing a commercial?

Where is all this taking place exactly? Like, is it a company?

[MrWs12345]

Yeah I got a hold of somebody that saw ur videos and wants to sign you to a commercial audition and see how you do.. :)

[frickfrock999]

@MrWs12345

Are you serious?

Please don't mess with my emotions, I'm fragile like a glass flower.

[frickfrock999]

@ResistenceX3

Sugar's a heck of a drug.

[candysurge]

I'm still amazed by your detailed video descriptions.

[vLefty]

@MrWs12345

smh -__-

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[MrWs12345]

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[MrWs12345]

I'm just joking bout everything but I'm still cool with u putting my name in ur vids :)

[frickfrock999]

@marikraaka

Soon. :3