Lesbians

A serious question - why do lesbians seem to hate me?
Apologies in advance for any offence caused.

The video's a bit hard to hear as I'm not particularly articulate today. Also, is my guitar out of tune? It's about 40 years old...

Lesbians

Why do lesbians hate me?
Was it something I said?
I thought she was sexy but she doesn't give head
What kind of lesbian is she?
I just don't know why she hates me.

Why do lesbians hate me?
Is it cos I like men?
Until she ignored me I thought we could be friends
Maybe my style is just too girly
Did I tell her I am straight too early?

Why do lesbians hate me?
I join in their parade
I'm out and I'm proud, I just happen to be straight
Do they not notice how I feel?
Do they really care I wear high heels?

Why do lesbians hate me?
Am I really a dick?
I tell awful jokes but that is pretty much it
Do they not have a sense of humour?
I might be gay if I liked tuna.

Why do lesbians hate me? x3
I don't know...

Why do lesbians hate me?
Gay men think I'm a dream
Do they get offended, am I just too obscene?
Is my sense of humour a bit of a niche?
Or do they mind that I just don't like quiche...?

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[MrRickt90]

your a great singer.

[AIJAM808]

i wish i could have hired u to sing this at my wedding.. haha.. nice aloha..