2008 US ELECTION RIGGED! PRESIDENT ALREADY LONG DETERMINED!

It's already been decided! With exclusive footage of the new president already on the job!


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And by falling for that, I mean if people watched this video saying: "Yes, I knew it, I knew it!" Ugh. If that's the case, don't tell me you'll believe anything you want to hear on the internet. Then again, with the things I've read on the net, you wonder if people actually listen to the news, or even go outside and meet people.

Just a little political satire featuring none other than the Great Cornholio. This guy would make a perfect president for some of you bungholes out there, based on some of the reasons you're voting. Race! Age! Charisma! Image! Being totally lazy and expecting the same success out of 'fairness'! Someone who'll drag me out of suffering from the consequences of my own actions! My kids can't drive themselves to their own success and live their dream unless a certain someone's in the white house. Might as well raise the voting age to the drinking age or something, yeesh.

Keep the comments civil or else, and please don't spoil it for those who haven't watched. Hope someone got a little chuckle out of this.

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[SestrenNK]

To any viewers who may be offended or angered by the content of this video, which was made BEFORE the election:

You're a dumbass, plain and simple.

[RobinDropping]

Ovulating in the oval office...........

[berrysweetx3]

wtff. -__-

[timespinner88]

Hey Corn Julio might do very well after all he has got as much experinace as Obama.

[Iggyocracy]

Phew, you had me worried for a second there :)

THANK GOD! I thought Barack (3rd Bush) might actually make it to inauguration :)

[safecracker777]

you got me that was funny

[SeventhSun]

That was my pawn at the Oval Office. I manage him and his cabinet from behind the scenes.

God bless America hahaha.

[Rubygloomy16]

Lol, Nice Vidio. Very funny *Snickers*

[shurikengun]

Holy hell Cornholio's the president.