I take exception to that remark, sir. I was born in Cincinnati, Ohio, currently reside in West Texas, have never left the continent, yet I have always appreciated a wide variety of British comedies. When I was less than a year old, I was introduced to the great Benny Hill, and have never looked back. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fuck a horse, pray to G.W. and finance a new plastic home without ever reading the paperwork.
"i said to him, i said to him, you know bloody well know whats going on, oh he really was ill. and i remember saying to him, we're just outside Edinburgh. i said i dont want to fight her, i said to her get a man in, she bloody did. we had a fallout, it was just haha a make shift crutch, i know very bloody funny the whole bloody leg was completely seperate, i remember Rumfee he didn't wake up for 3 days, 3 bloody days i never, i know we're lauphing now im afraid i was very very drunk"
i think the story is about Rowely looking after a friend called *Rumfee, who has broken his leg while partying near ediburgh. Rowley took *Rumfee to a hotel to get better, he went deleriouse and Rowely nearly had a fight with the angry land lady. Rowely made Rumfee a make shift crutch but his leg got worse, and eventualley broke off, by which time he had fallen unconcouse and didn't wake up for 3 days. here is my translation:
Thats him. I said to him you don't want to go and you don't know where the bloody games on. Otherwise you'll piss yourself. Really. You can't look back. I remember thinking to myself, we were just outside Edinburgh. I said I don't wanna go. I said. I said to him get in bed then and he bloody did. Really. It was just fun times. It was just his. makeshift crutch. Oh yes. Very very funny times. Oh bloody legs he simply said to me. I remember in the room, he didn't wake up for 3 days. 3 bloody days
THREE BLOODY DAYS!
BigRedGumballChannel 3 weeks ago
@benskin79 See, you made a very convincing argument, right up until you said "the great Benny Hill."
andyrevell 2 months ago
@andyrevell
I take exception to that remark, sir. I was born in Cincinnati, Ohio, currently reside in West Texas, have never left the continent, yet I have always appreciated a wide variety of British comedies. When I was less than a year old, I was introduced to the great Benny Hill, and have never looked back. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fuck a horse, pray to G.W. and finance a new plastic home without ever reading the paperwork.
Excelsior!!
benskin79 2 months ago
The whole bloodly leg was completely septic!!
KalenRann 3 months ago
@clearly That's the joke though ;) bloody Yanks, don't appreciate good comedy.
andyrevell 3 months ago
@NikTWells LOL! thnx
nusquamesse1248 4 months ago
"i said to him, i said to him, you know bloody well know whats going on, oh he really was ill. and i remember saying to him, we're just outside Edinburgh. i said i dont want to fight her, i said to her get a man in, she bloody did. we had a fallout, it was just haha a make shift crutch, i know very bloody funny the whole bloody leg was completely seperate, i remember Rumfee he didn't wake up for 3 days, 3 bloody days i never, i know we're lauphing now im afraid i was very very drunk"
NikTWells 5 months ago
i think the story is about Rowely looking after a friend called *Rumfee, who has broken his leg while partying near ediburgh. Rowley took *Rumfee to a hotel to get better, he went deleriouse and Rowely nearly had a fight with the angry land lady. Rowely made Rumfee a make shift crutch but his leg got worse, and eventualley broke off, by which time he had fallen unconcouse and didn't wake up for 3 days. here is my translation:
NikTWells 5 months ago
Thats him. I said to him you don't want to go and you don't know where the bloody games on. Otherwise you'll piss yourself. Really. You can't look back. I remember thinking to myself, we were just outside Edinburgh. I said I don't wanna go. I said. I said to him get in bed then and he bloody did. Really. It was just fun times. It was just his. makeshift crutch. Oh yes. Very very funny times. Oh bloody legs he simply said to me. I remember in the room, he didn't wake up for 3 days. 3 bloody days
TheStrefford 5 months ago
I will pay anyone £50 if they can translate this perfectly!
dazzac007 5 months ago