Live-In Sado-Masochism Bondage and Discipline Man Slave

I wrote this song for my friend, Bobby, who got married. It's basically a tribute to him and his sheer hotness. Lyrics: Bobby, I hear you got married. Well I always knew you were a sexy man. I never thought you'd have any trouble finding a woman who can please you in all the ways that a woman can. And Bobby, I've never really known you very well, at least not in a Biblical way. Maybe it's because I never really wanted to make love to you, that is, until now. Something about you being one with a beautiful woman makes you all the sexier, manlier, hold me in your armsier.....what I'm trying to say Bobby, is if you want some man love in addition to your woman love I'd like to offer myself as your live-in-sado-masochism bondage and discipline man slave. Bobby you look a little angry, or at least a little confused. Just think about it for a moment, you and your lady could use me any way you chose. In the morning, I'll be your maitre-di, you can call on me, it'd be so nice. Later, dress me in a maid costume, I'll clean the floors in every room, it'd be so nice. And when you have trouble with your lady, you can come to me for a little advice. We can tie her to the wall in our bedroom - we'll have a ball. (Chorus) Now Bobby, before you make your decision, why don't you take me for a test drive. I'll assume the position, I tell you this shit will make you feel alive. You just take your hand and spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, Tabernackle! (that's my safe word, Bobby). (Chorus)

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Music

Tags:

• SMBD
• Sado
• masochism
• bondage
• discipline
• ukulele
• Joel
• Ford
• Bobby
• SMBDMS
• original
• song

[Shockerthe69]

Please post the lyrics <3

[jedbeetle]

@Shockerthe69 Uh, ok! I'll get around to that.

[Shockerthe69]

This is great, so great.