Weird Baltimore Commercial

My favorite local commercial in Baltimore. Watch his face at the end; it's even better than the ripple edits, the .net website, the subtle misogyny, the falling prom hair, the free pleather tote bag, the placement of the crib & the insane B-mo accents.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• commercial
• floors
• baltimore
• local
• comedy

[subslament]

the guy at 22 seconds.

everytime i saw this commerical

i wanted to decapitate him

[MGNSketchpad]

ROFL. The same narrarator in every local commercial throughout the whole country.

[PawPants]

WIRE'S DOWN! RED ALERT! DON'T GO NEAR! YOU'LL GET HURT! GET SOME HELP; BETTER RUSH! AND DO NOT, DO NOT, DO-O NOT TOUCH!

[Mcissel]

I live near Baltimore and get these commercials all the time. I think they try to make the commercials bad. Because what will you remember? A commercial with good acting or one with abysmal acting and crappy "Special" Effects.

[seapinesglow]

not really weird, low budget and dumb.

[SeeYouNextFall]

LOL

Baltimore does have some funny local commercials.

Pittsburgh is just full of fucking moronic commercials with everyone truing to act like tough guys.

[lossennedlorwen]

oh my god, i remember this one.

[kebborawest1]

whats weird? nice jingle but it's cheap as a mf!

[yeti454]

I hate these commericals they are played so much!

[BonazaiGirl]

I remember seeing this. And the other versions as well, they corny as heck but hilarious at the same time!

[wolftamer9]

@strylowskia90 no, this is worse.

[MEpianist]

we have almost the same stupid-ass commercials in Boston, I was hoping to hear a Baltimore accent tho, hon:)