Back In The Closet - Chris Crocker (Spoof)

Oh no! Chris Crocker has admitted in this "Mind in the Gutter" parody that he is not gay! What will we do?

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This video is not meant to offend Chris Crocker, it is just a take off on his YouTube character, not him as an actual person. Personally, I enjoy his videos and the uniqueness he brings to the YT community. Also, this video should not be seen as an insult to the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transsexual) community. It was all made in good fun.

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LYRICS

I'm Chris Crocker
Forgive me gays (I'm not your type)
There's just something I've been hiding
That I can't make up any longer
You see, the rumors aren't true
Maybe I am straight

I've been making all these videos
I've got you thinking that I was gay
I'm about to tell you that it's not that way
You never thought that I could love a chick

I was lying, don't be crying
Michael Buckley

I don't know what brought the guys in like
Perez Hilton

My brain is thinking
I am gagging
I am so not homo-

Crocker's straight as an arrow baby
Come and get me

CHORUS:
I'm headed back in the closet
No more playing with each other
Think I'm sticking with the women
Not a drag queen
Just a brother

I don't like who I was
Made it all up just because
YouTube Partner
Instant fame
But now I'm back in the closet

Verse:


Chris Crocker likes some boobs
Was that in third person?

I never even liked Britney Spears
I set her up with that paparazzi guy
Now I think it's time you say goodbye (Say goodbye)
'Cause Crocker's over for some time

Started dating only girls
I'm hetero-
But lately they are avoiding me
'Cause they think I'm 'Lesbo'

I'm the Princess of YouTube
so come watch me blink

I can even act like a funky Looney Toon....
I'm serious

CHORUS

I hear you telling me to 'Gimme More'
Now I'm a hot, sane, chick-magnet
Now hurry ladies before I change my mind
No more getting it from behind

I'm headed back to the closet, Baby
I've got you wrapped around my pinky
I gave my soul to the perfect lady

So for right now
Back in the closet
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This video is a spoof of the unreleased official video for:
Chris Crocker - Mind in the Gutter
http://www.youtube.com/itschriscrocker

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[madisonjenna]

you're good at makin vids clifton, really.

but ive noticed in ALOT of them, that you cant keep up with the song. like youre voice is delayed compared to the music or you try to put too many words in before ur next sentence. just a thought.

[Slyth66]

Thanks. That's an editing issue actually. My computer sucks so it's hard to see how well it's lined up before I save it, and if it's a little off I don't notice until it's uploaded and by then it's too late. Thanks for the advice though.

[shadowforce9]

faq

[Slyth66]

Frequently Asked Questions?

[ItsJonnyPotter]

Chris Crocker does not have a YouTube character, he is himself.

[Slyth66]

no, if you watch his regular videos he says that the crazy crocker everyone loves is done with, it was just an act.

[loveisforlosers123]

just search mind in the gutter

[Gabrielle2392]

Perfect! lol

[pgsboy]

i like your videos

[khatereh21]

good job wit the video

[oldiebutthegoodie]

oh man super love it :D great excellent video especially 1:46 part :D

[thetjvproductions]

no offense but even if this isnt supposed to offend chris crocker...i wouldnt even dare to do a spoof of a chris crocker songt or video

[VictoriaXAesthetic]

wow your a fag

[zdravkis]

you are sicke...crhis crocker is great....she is cool

[love4musicuk]

lol! Love this

[molkoulitsa]

@eouniverseVideo what is your problem?

[Kaypidee21]

lol this is great!

[evilroman1]

u guess =P