* Make sure you check out my other video, "Some Reasons Why I Think Twilight Sucks", if you doubt that my hatred has justification. *
A very bitter little vid my "big brother" and I made. We both ...
* Make sure you check out my other video, "Some Reasons Why I Think Twilight Sucks", if you doubt that my hatred has justification. *
A very bitter little vid my "big brother" and I made. We both find the Twilight series to be a part of an unrelenting assault on both good literature and America's future.
And, for the record, I read the first two books in the series because people kept coming into work and buying them, and asking me what I knew about the series. After wasting precious hours of my life and suffering a nearly physical pain with each vapid description of Edward's freezing cold skin or the vampire-sized hole left in her heart when he bounced out, I concluded that Twilight sucks, Stephenie Meyer sucks, and that Edward and Bella suck. I can't understand how it gained such a huge following, but I guess the heart wants what it wants.
And, upon reading some of the comments, I would like to add that I am 21, Dan is 25, and no, it hasn't been easy to balance having lives with hating Twilight. It almost seems like the two things are mutually exclusive, and yet... somehow we've managed.
Also, we work full time at book stores, which is how we originally became aware of the series. Many a time the bathroom at Borders has run out of toilet paper and I have wished with all my heart that Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn had been printed on soft, quilted paper instead of that crinkly hard shit so the series could at least be worth something.
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you two are fucking awesome, ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› fuck sparkles hilarious , no but i'm on your side twilight sucks ass, i'm sorry for the twilight fans but first of all if you like twilight why are you watching this.
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fuck sparkles hilarious , no but i'm on your side twilight sucks ass, i'm sorry for the twilight fans but first of all if you like twilight why are you watching this.