Live at The Duplex (NYC) on December 4, 2010!
Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSYdf-J26i8
A Very Jerby Christmas
Starring John Raymond Barker
Directed by Jared R. Pike
Special Guest: Jason Barker
"A Lady GaGa Christmas Medley 2010" (parody)
by John Raymond Barker
Lyrics:
LET'S HAVE SOME YULE AND CANES TO LICK. I WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR PEPPERMINT STICK.
LET'S HANG THE STOCKING ON THE BRICK. I WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR PEPPERMINT STICK.
HE'S GOT TWIG HANDS MADE OF BRANCHES.
AND A CARROT FOR A NOSE, WHY, HEAVEN KNOWS.
BEADY COAL EYES AND A COAL MOUTH
GOT A CORNCOB PIPE, TOP HAT, SCARF IF WIND BLOWS.
YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU BOY
BUT THE TRUTH GIVES ME NO JOY.
CUZ NO MATTER WHAT WE'VE FELT
YOU'RE GOING TO MELT.
DON'T CALL ME NAME. DON'T CALL ME NAME.
MAN MADE OF SNOW.
I'M NOT YOUR BABE. I'M NOT YOUR BABE.
MAN MADE OF SNOW.
TOO COLD TO KISS. TOO COLD TO F*CK.
WHATEVER'S WET WILL JUST GET STUCK.
DON'T CALL MY NAME. DON'T CALL ME NAME.
MAN MADE OF SNOW.
MAN MADE OF SNOW. MAN MADE OF SNOW.
BOYFRIEND THAT'S MADE OF SNOW. ICY FRIGID BITCH HO
MAN MADE OF SNOW. MAN MADE OF SNOW.
NEVER GONNA LAST NO. EVERY SPRING YOU JUST GO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAID TO ME
LAST NIGHT OUT IN THE SNOW
YOU REALLY SCREWED UP.
YOU MADE ME THROW UP. I THREW UP.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW YOU LOOKED AT ME
WITH THOSE EGG NOG DRUNKEN EYES.
I'M GONNA GET YOU AND AFTER I'M THROUGH
THERE'S GONNA BE NO MORE LEFT TO FRY.
DID YOU THINK I'D NEVER KNOW?
IN MY CLOSET, THERE'S A HOLE.
I'LL NEVER TALK AGAIN.
OH BOY, YOU ATE MY MEAT DRESS.
YOU ATE MY MEAT DRESS. MY MEAT DRESS.
HELLO HELLO MISTER, YOU ARE NOT GETTING A THING.
YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. NO I AM NOT KIDDING.
WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GOOD.
WELL NOT APPARENTLY.
SANTA DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. THERE'S NO USE ARGUING.
N-NO USE ARGUING.
N-NO USE ARGUING.
SANTA CHECKS HIS LIST TWO TIMES.
THERE'S NO USE ARGUING.
STOP CALLING! STOP CALLING! I DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT ANYMORE.
YOU SAID THE N WORD AND YOU CALLED YOUR EX A WHORE.
STOP CALLING! STOP CALLING! I DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT ANYMORE.
YOU HATE THE JEWS FORGET HANNUKAH AND YOM KIPPUR.
MEL MEL MEL MEL MEL MEL MEL....
STOP TEL-ATONING ME ME ME ME.....
YOU'RE CRAZY--EH EH EH EH....
STOP TEL-ATONING ME ME ME ME....
I'VE SPENT A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH
ALL OF THE PEOPLE START TO RUSH, START TO RUSH BY
WHO SHOPS ON CHRISTMAS EVE? CAN'T AFFORD A THING I SEE.
I'VE LOST MY MIND. CAN I GO HOME?
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS STORE?
I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, BUT I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT ANYMORE.
KEEP IT COOL. WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THIS STUFF?
I CAN'T AFFORD IT, BUT IT'S ALRIGHT A ALRIGHT.
FINANCE!
IT'LL BE OK. DUH DUH DOO DOO
FINANCE!
CHARGE THAT CREDIT BABE. DOO DOO UH DOO DOO
FINANCE! BABY!
FINANCE!
J-J-J-J FINANCE!
HO-HO-HO-HO-HOOO-HO-HO-HO-HOOO-HO-HO-HO!
CAUGHT IN A CHRISTMAS TRANCE
HO-HO-HO-HO-HOOO-HO-HO-HO-HOOO-HO-HO-HO!
CAUGHT IN A CHRISTMAS TRANCE
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
WANT YOUR CHRISTMAS TRANCE
WANT YOUR CHRISTMAS TRANCE
I WANT YOUR HOLLY
I WANT YOUR THREE KINGS
I WANT YOUR SANTA
I WANT HIS COOKIES.
I WANT HIS GUT
(GUT-GUT-GUT I WANT HIS GUT)
I WANT YOUR TINSEL
I WANT MINCE MEAT PIE
I WANT SOME MISTLETOE
TO KISS A HOT GUY
I WANT SOME LUST
LUST-LUST-LUST
SOME CHRISTMAS LUST
YOU KNOW THAT I'M NAUGHTY.
AND YOU KNOW THAT I'M NICE.
I'M ON YOUR LIST AND YOU CAN CHECK IT TWICE.
I WANT YOUR JINGLE BELLS
I WANT YOUR GRINCH
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A CHRISTMAS TRANCE
I WANT YOUR RUDOLPH
I WANT YOUR FROSTY
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A CHRISTMAS TRANCE
I WANT TO DECK EM LIKE THEY DO AT NORTH POLE PLEASE.
HARK LIKE ANGELS, CHRISTMAS SPANGLES, SHEPHERDS ON THEIR KNEES.
SUGAR PLUMS AND SMALL BOY DRUMS, WHITE CHRISTMAS WOULD BE HOT.
AND THEN COME ALL YE FAITHFUL--SILENT NIGHT IS WHAT IT'S NOT.
I'LL SEND A CARD
WE'LL CAROL A LOT
A CHRISTMAS CARD
WITH A BOW IN A KNOT
CAN'T SEE MY! CAN'T SEE MY! NO YOU CAN'T SEE MY HO HO HO FACE!
(SHE'S SO JOLLY LIKE NO OTHER!)
CAN'T SEE MY! CAN'T SEE MY! NO YOU CAN'T SEE MY HO HO HO FACE!
(SHE'S UPSOTTING LIKE NO OTHER)
MY HO HO HO HO FACE! MY HO HO HO FACE!
MY HO HO HO HO FACE! MY HO HO HO FACE!
RED JELLY BEANS
ARE SO DELICIOUS
MACY'S ELF WAS SO MEAN
BUT THAT PHOTO OF US
OH IT COST A PRICE
READY FOR THOSE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
CAUSE YOU SANTA BABY I
I'M YOUR NICEST FAN. I'LL FOLLOW YOU
ON TWITTER GIVE ME
STOCKING STOCKING TCHOTCHKES
EVEN THOUGH I'M NEWLY SUPERSTAR
I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE
FOR STOCKING STOCKING TCHOTCHKES
PROMISE TO BE KIND
AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT TOY IS MINE.
SLIDE RIGHT DOWN MY CHIMNEY
CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU GIVE ME
STOCKING STOCKING TCHOTCHKES
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"A Lady GaGa Christmas Medley" (parody)by JerbyVids44,650 views
Finally got to sit down and watch the live version of your medley! LOVED it!! I do miss the bow dress though. It was my favorite. You're fabulous and gave me just the lift I needed today. Wish I could have been there to see the show in person. Glad you posted it. HUGS!
Elvisfan173 1 year ago
@Elvisfan173 Thank you! :)
JerbyVids 1 year ago
That was awesome! :D
batboy62 1 year ago
@batboy62 Thank you! :)
JerbyVids 1 year ago
WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
matteomatwallace 1 year ago
@matteomatwallace HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :)
JerbyVids 1 year ago