Beat the Crusher (With Adverts) Part 2 - 1999

More Beat the Crusher, and we're at the first ad break in between the show. We start off with that Ultraviolet ad again. Don't bother trying to figure out the plot - I don't know what's going on either.

The first advert is for something known as Nizoral Dandruff Shampoo, which claims that you'll never see dandruff again if you use it. I disagree - sure, you may not ever see dandruff on YOUR hair again, but you could always see it lingering on someone else.

Then an advert for the Citroen Saxo, where a man (who looks like Tom Hanks, for some reason) jumps out of a window, turns into an anvil during his descent and smashes against the roof of a Citroen Saxo. He then hits it with a giant mallet, and just to finish off pulls a baby out of his shirt pocket. Yeah, I don't know how it's possible either.

Then, Australia! Sponsored by Singapore Airlines! Wait, what? Australia... sponsored by Singapore? What sense does that make? Oh, fuck it. The nostalgia makes it automatically good.

Then some bitch quits smoking with the help of drugs. Now these ads are just getting ridiculous.

Then Justin Toper tries to predict what will happen in 1999 with the help of his evil paymasters, the Sunday Mirror. I don't care if he's right or not. I just want that free love wheel, because it spins.

Then a PIF! For the FSA! Where an ice cream man cheats a woman out of fifty pee! The robbing bastard! Love the chilling music at the end.

Then Dawn French tells us why she likes porn, as part of Millennium Movies on Sky.

Then it's back to the shopping centre, where Alex Issacs gets his body boards chainsawed by Freddie just for fun.

Then it's Babies Win Prizes, where Melinda Messenger watches as toddlers throw custard pies at their parents, ride them (cheeky!), and dress them up as clowns. If you ask me, they looked like clowns long before that.

That's it for now, but come back again for more of the Crusher! Crusher! Crusher! in Part 3!

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Are u gonna upload part 3??