JUDGMENT DAY 2011

Pack your bags! Grab the kids! Turn off the lights and prepare to look like a complete rube. Gullible idiots have been falling for crap like this for thousands of years. Maybe some of them will come to their senses and get a clue that it might be stupider to waste your life waiting for the magic man in the sky to come down and wipe everything out. What's really disturbing is how excited these mouth-breathing dolts really are about this. These guys want to see the world end like something out of a Jerry Bruckheimer movie.

I'm in the wrong business. I bet I could sell these guys some swampland or a few bridges overseas. I have a hamster with better critical thinking skills, and that little bastard keeps crapping in his water dish. You know, I bet if I played my cards right I'd have a chance with the chick in the white van. She's kinda hot...if you're drunk...and going by in a car...at about 70.

Just sayin'.

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[KarlHeinzofWpg]

Sign at 1:47 = awesome!

[tctheunbeliever]

"an army of dumbasses"--I dunno, the phrase just sticks in my head.

[glorp896]

@Sarothi noah's ark, on the level of pure childish fantasy up there with the tooth fairy and santa claus, is really the most fun one... there are some great exposes off this silly impossibility on utube... and i am amazed at the kind of bizarre "sanctification" of "god's word" even as brutal and evil as it so often is in the bible... MIGHT MAKES RIGHT, especially if your god is the winner, and the jew god of christendom is very obviously a big winner, islam number two - WAR SPREADS RELIGION...

[Sarothi]

@glorp896

What's even more unusual is how they can rationalize away things like the unnecessary murder of every first born in egypt to change the pharoah's mind (note, this was AFTER he/she/it hardened his heart). It's patently absurd and utterly horrifying how this insidious totalitarian ideology robs people of their humanity while convincing them that they are in the right.

[glorp896]

@Sarothi agreed, great way to sum it up... for each question in life there are multiple choices A-Z and hard to tell which is the best answer? whats weird is that many hardcore xians make a big deal about abortion and yet there is nothing specific in the bible - of course they just like to invoke the 10 commandments..., but is aborting some tissue barely a few months old if even really murder or killing? i don't think so; or the morning after pills, not even a few days old, barely beyond zygote

[Sarothi]

@glorp896

Bible = big book of multiple choice

[glorp896]

@KarlHeinzofWpg yes it is, you are correct

[glorp896]

@Sarothi he shall come as a thief in the night, something like that in the bible... so i guess, as usual, people pick and choose what they want from the bible - like you can use the violent I COME NOT IN PEACE BUT WITH A SWORD jesus (two actual sword quotes of his), or turn the other cheek and render unto Caesar what is Caesar's... and read MAT. 21, jesus kicks ass and gets pretty violent... so you could be just about anything reading the bible... a snake worshiper even, which reminds me of SET

[glorp896]

i'd love to do an IQ test of all these t-shirt wearing sign holding MAY 21STites... 1:48, NOW THATS A GREAT RETORT and FAR more accurate! - actually far less time is involved, long before our sun goes nova it will expand beyond the current solar system as a red giant, maybe a super red giant if i have my stellar evolution and HR diagram in order up stairs... -- so unless we get that sunblock Sarah Connor was talking about in T2 we can count on a few billion less years than 5 billion i guess!(?)

[vashna3799]

i'm not hugely clever but even I know mass stupidity when I see it. For the record while brainwashed americans were waiting for the world to explode the rest of us enjoyed may21st like any other saturday which of course was what is was.

[Xemadam]

Whew. That was a close one. Good thing. I would have really hated waiting in that line going straight to imaginary hell-land.