GGW! clip2: Losing It

Our slightly tipsy cast takes a long-overdue vacation to GummiBerry amusement park -the next morning.

Lines:
Gruffi: Doh!!!
Grammi: Don't you put the blame on that boy, Gruffi! He's sweet-and I don't think he'd do a thing like that.
Tummi: Oh, boy! Can I go get it(a drink)?
Gruffi(to himself): I know this is not going to be a good idea.
Tummi(gives Cavin a drink): Here you go.
(Cavin drinks)
Zummi(tries to warn Tummi): Tummi!-What did you-
(Cavin becomes stronger)
Tummi: Uh, Gummi Berri juice.
Sunni: Grammi, Cavin's really out of control! What are we gonna do?
Grammi: Don't worry, sweetie. The effects will wear off.
Gruffi: Who's gonna be the designated driver NOW? We're ALL toasted!!!
Tummi: Wait a minute, Gruffi. We're gonna be on a roller coaster. We don't need a designated driver.
Gruffi: By golly, you're right! Alright, Gummis! Lets go hoof it! Uh, paw it!
Zummi: Oh yeah, you're right! Alright everyone, we have to- sober up a little.
Tummi: Well, wait-
Cubbi:That's the fun part, is getting all drunk!
Grammi(sternly interjects): Cubbi!
Cubbi: Sorry, Grammi.
Gruffi: Now, look what you made him do. Now you made him wreak havoc all over the place. Who's gonna clean all this up?
Grammi: Don't put all the blame on him, Gruffi. You're always quick to point out the faults of others--but you never want to face the fact...that you get lit up every time you go outside.(walks off)
Gruffi(defiant): I can handle my liquor!
Grammi(returns): Aha!! So its not just Gummi Berry juice, but you get-- drunk off liquor?! (waiting for answer)
Gruffi(making excuses): Uh..it's just to take the edge off, you know.
Grammi: You go out and make that dog-blasted Gummi-shine...out at the barn!
Gruffi(childish): I'm NOT listening! I'm not listening...Not listening! Not listening (bkgd)
(Grammi trips Gruffi, who falls face flat)
Grammi: Oh, DAMN YOU, Gruffi. Why don't you just admit it?...you have a drinking problem.
Gruffi: I don't have a drinking problem! I can handle my liquor anyway! (shifting)Not like TUMMI over there!!!
Tummi(waking):I heard my name called. Eh..Am I in trouble?
Gruffi:Yeah, Tummi! I saw you downing a couple of scotches the other day!
Tummi: I. I don't drink.
Gruffi: Oh yeah?! What was that clear stuff in the bottle?! Don't try to escape! Don't try to escape!!
Grammi(interjects): That's EXACTLY my point. The first symptom of a drinking problem is DENIAL.
Gruffi(defensive): BACK OFF, YOU OLD WENCH!!!
Grammi: ...followed by hostility.

Grammi: Why do you have to win EVERY argument?!
(Grammi trips Gruffi a second time)
Grammi: Don't you think for ONE SECOND that I'm gonna pull a punch on your weak ***
Cubbi: Hey Grammi, can we just go to the park now?
Grammi: Why, Sure, sweetie! Let's everyone go to the Gummi Berry coaster ride-(motions to Gruffi) except for Gruffi. Unless he decides he wants to behave.
Gruffi(fumed):I'm not a little kid!! You don'thave to treat me like that! I demand RESPECT!
Tummi: Hold on tight! It's gonna be a wild one.
Cubbi: Oh boy, Grammi!!
Sunni:I love those those the best!!
Cubbi: Yeah! Me too!
Gruffi:I'm not, I'm not feeling so good.
Tummi:Me neither.
Cubbi: Or me.
Gruffi(confessing):I shouldn'ta had that much to drink.
Sunni:I'm gonna lose it.
Cubbi:Me too.
(Puking ensues)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Gummi
• Bears
• spoof

[kotakole]

Did you voice them?

[gummisgonewild]

@kotakole Haha. Yes I did. I love the Gummi Bears. One day I'll re-voice it with better equipment.

[DRSMOOV]

ha Ha! Gruffi is out of control! I always thought Gummi Berry juice = malt liquor!

[mnacct]

Who's gonna be the designated driver now? We're all toasted! Juss a wonderful line!

[djdavemick]

Awesome! Love these Gummi spoofs!

[makosharkman]

I hope you shown scences from the Rite Stuff.