OKCupid

Slam poem about OKCupid

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[PaulGrantDesigns]

OKCupid is full of girls with chest tats and other lesbian-centric I-am-woman-hear-me-roar leftist self-empowerment BS. Can't get a date ladies? Wax the lips, shave the legs, clean up the language and put on something that at least says "I'm interested" when you go on a date. Oh but wait, when men complain about women, we're hating. When women complain, it's just chitchat. Riiiight.

[TheLittlestFarrier]

@PaulGrantDesigns Hairy legs and all, I don't have a problem getting dates. Are chest tattoos lesbian-centric? Everyone should be empowered. This is all.

[Beurself777]

I think you could of done a better job with this. The stutter in the beginning kind of kills what your trying to accomplish. Just some food for thought.

[TheLittlestFarrier]

@Beurself777 Your lack of grammatical accuracy kind of undercuts your clout as a critic. Also just food for thought. I will keep yours in mind ;)

[KhanSlayer]

Good job. I'm always curious when I'm 70% enemies with someone too.

[itowedin]

Roses are red...

Violets are blue...

I'm tired of women that smoke pot, are looking for a benefactor, don't work out, and pay to watch DVD's of television shows that are on T.V. for free! I'm tired of pink cell phone covers, upward inflected syllables, and sarcasm as a substitute for wit. I'm tired of being asked who the Beatles are.

So this week I'm joining a protest march, meeting one of my heros in person, and booking a trip to Russia.

...and yeah, I too am in a band and not ashamed.

[HandyMan101]

Wow, this girl is all kinds of annoying. Just goes to show that a cute face and body only goes so far.

[isaacsac5]

Why is there a green background blinking through out the video.?

[BarflysKorner]

let's date

[ejdf870]

@bradford71us I do now. I actually wrote on my profile that "I don't generally message women first". The responses have increased.

[bradford71us]

@ejdf870 oh...you kinda have to act a little like a jerk to get responses there. women love jerks....if you do it right.

[Beurself777]

@TheLittlestFarrier Written words do little to show the emotion or the way in which comment is made.