Stream of Conciousness: The Rap

In the doldrums of summer, one man will rise from the ashes of the school year and bring fame and glory to the name "newnumakid" on YouTube. This man is stevo.

oh, and here's the lyrics:
Sitting at my compy wondering what to do
I was really bored, I got a beep-in tattoo
It makes me really gangsta, oh what can I say
Now tupac and I can say happy birthday
Anyway, back to this rap I gotta make ya!
To pull this off, I guess i gotta fake ya
Into thinkin I can actually rap for beans
Colins gotta work on not hittin on fifteens
How bout I make a rap about some octopi
Its gonna be awesome, gonna make you cry
there once was an octopus, but he died
just like Dumbledore in hp five
I meant hp 6, but that didnt rhyme so
(pause)))))
Okay, now back to the rap yo
Hannah Montana ya know is a crap show
I prefer SpongeBob and his buddy Patrick
I laugh out loud at their stupid slapstick
Ive also gotten into watching better off ted
I watch it right before I go to bed
That was a cheesy rhyme and I know it
If you hate this, cmon please dont show it
Ive run out of topics and Im a minute in
I could pull something out of the garbage bin
Oh Here we go, got some pretty cool stuff
An ad for a snuggie and a pillow with fluff
I almost forgot to throw in the ninjas
I know a lady whose name is lindas
She runs around doing flips and *beep*
And Splashin getting errybody all wet
This aint Seaworld, cuz this isnt on a boat
I visited Alaska, all I got was this lousy coat
Who wants to see me do a little dance break
I do, cuz im startin to get a bit a head ache

(one measure break)

Well that was fun, almost as fun as your mom
Im really cool, cuz I am the bomb
How bout I tell you about my favorite food
Ive liked burgers since my childhood
I like to smother my burgers in mayo
Makes all the ladies goin by say hey yo
I also prefer a good Chinese buffet
But the cashier scares me, cuz shes old and gray
i sit down with a plate of kung pow chicken
the way she cooks it makes it finger lickin
I wonder how much its laced with asbestos
Oh well, its still the bestest

(talking)
Haha that was a pretty interesting rap
Its like it to took me two seconds to write that
Know whats funny, it actually took me five

Well thats all got of my rap today
Whats a horse say? Thats right niegh
Wow, you could say im losing it
And you would be right, something that rhymes with oozing it

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[KlumsyBellagirl]

XD YOU HAVE THE "Three Sons Tat on your boob!" (U don't have boobs, don't freak.)

[ilovemyjarbear]

Great job bestest buddyy!!! :p

[theturdbucket1]

dam deez nutz is classic!

[pieditorino]

great!!

[mctee2000]

respect--

--Matt Thomas

[AmbrPac]

who is this colin kid?

sounds like random 15 year olds would walk up to him in arcades asking for his number.... but i wouldnt know