What the FAQ? Budget Dating - T-Pain Parody

http://www.smoothe.tv Smooth-E answers the Frequently Asked Question: "How do you date in this economy? with a parody of T-Pain's "I Can't Believe It" called "I Can't Afford It."

Watch the official music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Sc06evcJk

Get the mp3 and tour dates: http://www.smoothe.tv

Studio shoot by my dad, Lester Schwartz: http://www.lesschwartzphotography.com

Live footage shot at Ventura Harbor Comedy Club: http://www.venturaharborcomedyclub.com

LYRICS:
Baby I need some cash.
Cash.

I could put you in a small camper, somewhere in Tamper
I ain't got nothin' to my name and my credit is stained like Pampers
Poor.

Put you in a shanty, somewhere in Atlanty
But beware that we ain't got enough beds, you gotta share a bunk with my auntie.

Baby if I could, I would give you what you're worth, dear
But I'm just a slave to my revenue stream, I got my self to suppert here.

Baby, I need some bail out like a big corporation
Bank account needs resuscitation
So what about you, supportin' me?

Put you in a Winnebago, just south of San Diego
Well, technically, it's Tijuana, so the water might make your stomach ache, girl

I could put you in somethin', in the city of Compton
Put one of them little bullet-proof vests on ya so you don't leave in a coffin
Westside!

Category:

Comedy

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• Eric
• Schwartz
• Smooth
• suburban
• homeboy
• T-Pain
• Can't
• Believe
• It
• Afford
• Budget
• Dating
• love
• tips
• autotune
• auto
• tune
• live
• stand
• up
• comedy
• parody
• rap
• funny

[DarkestElemental616]

Oh so very true.

Nice touch there, getting a mike when there was one already waiting for you.

[suburbanhomeboy]

@DarkestElemental616 One mic was for the Auto Tune effect.

[jujube26]

Will you ever come to canada

[suburbanhomeboy]

@jujube26 I have been there before.  Request me at your favorite comedy club and get all your friends to do the same!

[SporkingItUp]

I would spend all night watching your videos. Obviously. I'll credit you for getting laid, of course.

[suburbanhomeboy]

@SporkingItUp I will always take credit for that. Thanks for paying me with insomnia.

[Sherry2314]

come to Texas!!!!

[themeanace1234]

dont go....

[thecreaturebyhabit]

penis

[skait174]

search for free events in your town or closest city (minifestivals, free dance lessons in the park, art galleries, etc.) take the TRAIN for convo-time. then at some point catch a meal anywhere of ur choice. chances are, if she's had enough fun and maybe a lil tired she won't even care. so there'll be more transportation time then spending money time. it's about quality,not quantity. the less money you have or less u wanna spend, the more personality you're GONNA need.

[kenygrl13]

This is my favorite video on the web! I love the parody, its very catchy. :D

[palpablelight]

take her to a park and the beach were u dont have to pay to do anthing

[Hook961]

dude can you check one of my videos out of me on my channel. i dance. so i got dougie,jerk,and popping. and maybe i will get mentioned in your next vid? naah wishful thinking lol

[locajajajabnonotanto]

mmmmmmmm i prefer the other waht da faq!



[Joker13rekoJ]

@amewagoner weird al yankovich is I was asking how isn't smooth e famous yet I also said west side

[amewagoner]

@frenchcalc I love that! He should do a skit on that and MAYBE Charlie Sheen's antisemitism?? :P