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Uploaded by on Apr 9, 2008

A set of four monologues from Eric Cartman that I found to be pretty funny. Taken from Season 1, Episode 5: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"

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  • "YOU GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!!" lol

  • Cartman's voice in the early seasons was the shit

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  • @MAXAMILLIONMAN at first glance I thought you said "cartman's voice was shit." ma bad.

  • @ purplishous555 the fuck you would I'd kick YOUR fatass into next week

  • EEEEHHH!!! get you bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.. and.. and bring me a beer!!!!!!

  • Lmfao I would never wanna fuck with cartman xD lawl

  • Carl:Cartman wat the h are u tlkn abt/ Cartman:Im jus sayin u a lil woose

  • 36 dislikes ha nice try Kyle...

  • EHHHH you get ur bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me som PAH!

  • @Deathbringer99699 i think it should be take your bitch ass into the kitchen and get me a beer..

  • @1998Brony he was wrong.. the correct sentence would be : get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!! XD

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