From the archives. In 2007 I was invited to do performances for the Svea Larsson Art Project. [www.svealarson.com] Emelie Lindblom filmed me and this was the result. Wainting for a higher resolution film to be able to put subtitles into the film.
Here is what I say in English translation:
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Welcome to stop by and see how to peel an litre of acid milk.
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You have peeled oranges - but how do peel acid milk [filmjölk]?
I offer this service to you - if you need me to come home to you and peel acid milk [filmjölk], your are welcome to contact me.
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Now over to a performance artist's work, Allen Kaprow, from New York. His work consisted of taking an enormous block of ice that he started pushing through New York until it had disappeared. [not correct, it was through a university campus]
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Become a vegetable Frankenstein.
Halmstad became 700 years old - reach the same age!
Wrap a foot, a hand, a head or a whole body in cabbage.
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When you start to feel that the hand is not getting better - it has become as good as it gets.
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Would you like to wrap your leg in cabbage?
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Singing the Italian shampoo aria.
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Soon time for a record attempt of walking as far as possible on Swedish cracker bread.
Already Gustav Vasa was doing this when he was preparing for his departure to Stockholm...when everything was ready and the Danes gone...he used cracked bread for his mental stimulantia and to obtain the mental focus he needed.
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Hello, this is fishery consultant Henrik, that is standing here with 3 onions inviting people to participate in a "onion on the salmon activity".
You are welcome to take an onion.
Hopefully there are a few salmons in the river Nissan, here behind us.
Fishery consultant Henrik says good bye with a big thank you to the youth of Halmstad that helped us putting onion on the salmon.
Skönt att någon vet hur man lägger lök på laxen!
cjsveningsson 1 year ago
Nästa gång någon frågar "Vad är Sverige" skall jag skicka dem hit
gurra9 1 year ago