I'm not Hit-Girl

When a stranger in a van offers you a ride, there's only one thing you can do...Stand there like an idiot.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• kick-ass
• hit-girl
• slightlyawkward
• strangers
• in
• vans
• creepers

[ENKElXPRESS]

Would you like to suck my cock..? :)

[slightlyawkward]

@ENKElXPRESS No thank you.

[virginialikesyou]

Hey lady I am so glad you did NOT get in his car. I know you were thinking he might be nice or whatever, but chances are he is NOT a good Samaritan. Good samaritan guys don't really do that... I am like 95% sure he was a crazy rapist. Next time that happens, please get his license number and call the police because if he IS a rapist they might be looking for him and you might save someone's life. If he isn't a rapist then it won't do any harm to let them know and he won't get in trouble.

[slightlyawkward]

@virginialikesyou I actually didn't think he was just trying to be a nice guy. I did until he threw in "You're too pretty to be riding the bus", but then it was pretty obvious that he had questionable motives. I'll take action and jot down his license plate if something like that happens again, but I was truly too scared and stunned to have thought of that when it was happening.

[minktheshrink]

Haha heres your comment.

I'm 20 currently and I would offer you a ride (Im a guy btw) but I live in a small town so if you live in some big metropolitan city than I probably wouldnt offer anyone a ride.

Also, b4 I was old enough to drive (so like 14 or 15) this guy in his early 20s offered me a ride as I was walking home 1day & I accepted the offer. Nothing weird happened but after I got in I realized he had what appeared to be a joint all rolled. He didn't light it though & I'm still alive.

[slightlyawkward]

@minktheshrink It's a bit different for girls, though. Guys don't really have to worry about being raped as much as women do. :P

[slightlyawkward]

@raizr I'm aware that tradgedies don't only happen to myself, dimwit. I make videos that CLEARLY aren't meant to be taken seriously, but apparently you're too daft to realize that.

[betthisonesfree]

I am worried that if I really met you I would fall in love

[LethalLemonLime]

stuff like that always creeps me out. You are really pretty though.

[canadianfallout3dude]

hey you're hot ;)

[danilaue]

I have actually almost been kid napped twice and I'm only 13! It sucks and I'm very paranoid now, but I'm sorry for your mishaps!