DIGITAL PORKE.wmv

This video is suitable for family viewing provided that you don't suffer from either 'swinophobia' or ASAS (Acute Sausage Aversion Syndrome) in whch case you are advised to switch off your computer immediately, make yourself a cup of coffee and watch something else, perhaps your favourite TV show or a nice wholesome film like 'Love Story', or 'The Sound of Music'.


If you decide to proceed then you will find that, as well as pictures of pigs and sausages, a series of graphics will appear which will provide chord symbols for the harmonic progression upon which 'Digital Porke' is based. If you are interested in playing the guitar, then music notation for one of the guitar licks will also appear under the caption 'A Little Bit of Shredded Porke'.

Should this product fail to satisfy then you can send a letter of complaint to:

Mr. Frank Furter - Dean of Porke - Department of Sausagenometry - University of Banger - Mashville - Porkshire - England.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Bernie
• Holland
• Digital
• Digit
• Pig
• Pork
• Sausages
• Jazz
• Guitar

[bebop4u]

nice - great lines and changes

[MrEipast]

Great job. Well in your music. theme. A creative 2011 !!

[philgar5]

This has become the soundtrack for my early morning fry - ups ! Seriously great piece Bernie !

[projektor4]

I first heard this sizzler whlie dining out at the Savaloy Hotel,. I thoroughly enjoyed the toad in the hole concept of this wurst musik (if your listening in Germany) ever. ha! ha!

btw, do i hear a hint of Chopin´s variations on a theme of Scotch Eggs as a pignature tune

[godbones]

Bernie- nice changes. Thanks for sharing. For the record, I have a major weakness for sausage. I could eat it until my arteries totally clogged. Sausage and Single Malt Scotch are probably the things that will in fact do me in. I wouldn't mind some insight into just how you arrived at Digital Porke as a title. I'm sure there's an interesting, perhaps unusual story to tell. May your stocking be filled with sausage.

[pebberbrown]

Bernie is always the master craftsman of compositional ideas. Very inspiring. How about releasing a new album soon B?