Angry Mother at Girl's Soccer Game

Interesting Math Equation for High School Sports Events:

Parents + Parents = Opposing crowds

Drinking (in amounts of drinks per person) is a variable in this equation that can be classified as negative and squared to show the rise in inebriation and then the decline over time (upside down parabola)

Opposing crowds (in number of parents) is an elevation adjuster for the Drinking Variable; the more crowds the greater the maximum of the parabola and thus the more severe of a situation as the one above

Pre-Game drinking (drinks consumed before arrival by parents) is also a factor and if existent, the parabola reaches maximum earlier in the game than usual and may allow time for a second parabola to form, causing 2 crisis instead of 1; it also multiplies the intensity of both crowds and thus is multiplied to the opposing crowds value

this function works because if there is no crowd at the game, there is no drinking and therefore no bad idea, so opposing crowds are also multiplied to the drinking value to make sure the function value is zero when there is no possibility for a bad situation

and Bad Idea is a constant coefficient because these things combined are always bad ideas

Therefore we have the Givens:
C = opposing crowds
D = Drinking
P = pregaming
B = Bad Idea

(D^2)C + PC = B

this equation must be reworked for larger scale events where security plays a factor negatively on the function value, if someone would like to come up with that I'd love to see it

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Angry
• Mother
• Girl's
• Soccer
• Game
• Assholes

[DisbandedLetter]

Whats an "icehole"?

[lukeyboy1325]

Fake! girls dont play sports... wait... what?

[kassie5575]

@TheMetsfan1962 thx



[DisbandedLetter]

@skulchaser24 THE MYSTERY IS REVEALED!!! THANK YOU!!! XD

[skulchaser24]

@DisbandedLetter i think its a piece of ice whith a hole and water

[TheMetsfan1962]

All women are psycho!

[xX12CaRloS34Xx]

this is wat happens when they get out of the kitchen

[DisbandedLetter]

@goodrita lawlz

[goodrita]

@DisbandedLetter Its a frozen er...asshole

[deathlock317]

@lukeyboy1325 the only thing that they know what to do is cook my dinner and clean the dishes and also for the sex too :D

[hellyeahhenry]

She's mad cause they didnt properly make the sandwich.